Edward Cullen's Stalking Class 101

Chapter 1 - Edward And Emmett's Deal

Dear sir/madam,

Your child has been accepted into Edward Cullen's Stalking Class 101 for his/her extracurricular class this year. Please return this letter signed at the bottom letting us know that you agree for your child to take this class. If not, then please contact the school to let us pick another extracurricular class for your child.

Yours faithfully,

Edward Cullen

I _____________ give my child permission to attend Edward Cullen's Stalking Class 101 for his/her extracurricular class this year.

Edward's POV

This letter was sent to every child that signed up to Edward Cullen's Stalking Class 101. I can't believe I agreed to this.

Before you say it, no I'm not a STALKER. Okay, maybe a little but you see, I wasn't always a stalker. I met this girl and she changed my life and THAT'S when I became a stalker. Maybe stalker is not the right word...I became infatuated with her. I admired her from a distance and hid behind a bush anytime she turned around. You know, the normal things you do when you have a crush. Like I said, I'm not a stalker.

First rule of this class: NEVER tell your siblings you are a stalker. Or rather, don't let them know you like a girl and have been 'observing her from a distance'.

Why? Because they make you become a teacher of an extracurricular class teaching children how to stalk other children or people. There are so many reasons why this is wrong.

The main thing I can't get around my head is why the school board actually let me teach this in their school. Maybe Emmett is getting better at being persuasive.

I sat in the classroom the school had given me, behind my desk and thought about the deal Emmett and I had made.

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"Edward!" Emmett yelled bounding into my bedroom.

"What?" I asked. I hated when he did things like that. He was either really excited or wanted something from me.

"I have a proposition for ya." Emmett went all Southern accent on me.

"What is it?"

"Well, you know the way you've become a stalker over this Bella girl?"

"I'M NOT A STALKER!" I defended myself. Okay so maybe there was a few times where I followed her home from school and there were more than a few instances where I snuck into her room to watch her sleep but that was it!

"Sure you're not." Emmett said in an obvious sarcastic voice. "Anyway back to our deal. If you start an extracurricular class next year on stalking I won't tell Bella you're stalking her."

"Why would you tell some girl who you've never met a 100-year-old vampire was stalking her in the first place?"

"Because, it'll be hilarious watching her reaction, and then watch her try and kick the crap out of you."

"Where did you get the idea for this from?"

"I don't know. I got bored and started thinking about how cool it would be if you taught people how to stalk like you do."

"Yes because all teenagers should climb through teenage girls' windows and watch them sleep." Wow, when you say it out loud maybe I am a stalker. "Okay I'll do it. But you're attending this class."

"Done," Emmett held out his hand for me to shake, making it official. "As long as we go on a field trip to Bella's room."

"What?! No! Why would I do that?" It's bad enough for me to do it but to get 30 people to break into some poor girl's house and invade her space while she's sleeping definitely crosses the line.

"Because it will be educational. People can learn a lot by observing a real stalker at work."

"What if she woke up to about 30 people watching her sleep? Her father is the Chief of Police and we'd all end up in jail."

"Oh, then just me. I'd love to see how you operate."

"Okay. Well, see you September."

"Of course." And with that Emmett was gone.

I had no idea why I had agreed to this. I think I did it just so that my brother would leave me alone. But the more I thought about it the more I thought it would be an interesting and educational experience. If anything it was going to be something entertaining to do with my time here. If it failed, I could always start over somewhere else. That was the beauty of vampirism, you were never committed to one town for too long.

Now how on earth was I going to come up with an exciting and interesting curriculum without getting any of the students arrested?

Author's Note: If you have been following me for a while then this might look familiar to you. That's because it is. I removed this story a few years ago but have decided to revive it again. I had so much fun writing this story and editing it and I can't wait to share it with you guys again.

Next chapter goes up tomorrow, weekly updates thereafter. :)

~ CullenGirl1901