Edward Cullen's Stalking Class 101

Chapter 28 - Introducing: Papa Swan

Oh my God! I knew he shouldn't have read my story out to the whole class! I bet they all think I'm a freak. They so did not believe me when I said I made it all up. Oh God and Edward totally knows now that I stalk him, I've totally ruined any chance I had at being his one true love. Why did I write this?! Anything BUT this would have been better. Jessica thought as everyone was leaving the classroom. Is it wrong to say I was enjoying this?

But there was another reason why I called her out. I wanted to know if she would give me any insight into who my stalker might be. I don't know how but I think she's connected. The mysterious woman who has been following me around, that I now apparently owe a dress to, reminds me so much of Jessica. How she thinks about me is very similar. So maybe she knows something, or has seen someone who has been asking about me. I had to know.

Emmett and Bella stayed behind after class too. I guess they wanted to see the show.

Ugh, why are Emmett and Bella always here at the end of class? It's like they can't do anything without Edward. I don't get it. I mean I guess I would be the same too but come on; a girl's gotta live her own life. Jessica's thoughts came again. I was getting sick of her voice even though she hadn't said anything out loud yet. Why does she have to think so loud?

"Jessica, do you know why I asked you here?" I asked putting down the book I was pretending to read.

God, he looks so sexy! "No Edward, I don't." Jessica replied.

"Well I can't even begin to explain why you're here either. Your story was out of line, and I'm sure you're aware of that but I have something else to ask you about too."

"Okay so tell me what you want to know. I'll explain the best I can." She was trying to be seductive and if I was being honest – which I always am – it was the most repulsing thing ever. And I've had mental images of Emmett and Rosalie together.

"Are you jealous of me and Bella?"

"Well more so Bella. In case you didn't know Edward you're pretty sexy, like some sort of sex God. All the girls would kill to have a chance of being with you. You have no idea."

"Here we go again with the inappropriate comments..." I said under my breath. I cleared my throat to speak to Jessica properly. "Why were you stalking me?"

"I told you! Well the story did! It's all there in pink and white!" Jessica writes in pink pen. She thinks it makes her work stand out from everyone else's, but she doesn't need a different colour pen for that.

"That doesn't explain a lot 'This is what drove me to my stalking experience. After a week or so of watching Edward eye-fuck that bitch and over the last few days of her doing the same, I decided to take action.' Is not a reason to stalk someone." I quoted.

"Fine. That was only one of the reasons I decided to do it. This is another thing you may not have realised about yourself but you and your family are super weird. I mean I don't think that, I love you, but everyone else does. After listening to the cheer squad talk about your family I decided to investigate for myself. You guys seem to keep to yourselves a lot and are super mysterious so I needed to know what secrets you were hiding. Maybe see if the rumours were right. So I had my reasons."

"...Right..." I couldn't believe that a student would use my own stalking techniques against me. I am the worst teacher ever. "Have you been talking to someone about me? Like a girl? Blonde, wears a flowy dress, and has red lips?"

Both Emmett and Bella gave me a look but I brushed it off. I could explain to them later.

"Um...do you mean like half the girls on the cheer squad?"