Edward Cullen's Stalking Class 101

Chapter 17 - Set Up

As we were travelling to Mike's house, Emmett and Jasper decided to head to the school instead.

"What are you doing?" I asked. It was one thing to deface a student's house but a whole other thing to deface the school. Getting fired and the rest of my siblings expelled from Forks High School was not part of the plan. Or was this some sort of secret plan so Emmett didn't have to go to school ever again?

"Well, Jasper and I decided that Mike should be publicly humiliated to. So we stole his underwear and are going to make pretty collages on the walls of your classroom." Emmett explained. How he managed to steal Mike's underwear without the rest of us knowing, I have no idea. "Oh and use Photoshop to make a wall of Polaroid pictures that never actually happened."

"Awesome," Bella smiled.

"By the way Bella I may or may not have used you in the photos. Did I mention I suck at Photoshop?"

"Emmett! How bad are the photos? Show me." Bella demanded.

Emmett took a bunch of photos out of his pocket. Emmett must have taken extra photos of Mike during his stalking assignment. That, or he really liked to stalk Mike. And he was right, his Photoshop skills were awful, the photos were clearly fake. Not that I think it matters. Teenagers will use anything to bring a person down. Real or not.

The photos Mike had photoshopped that involved Bella were really creepy. And also graphic. I don't even know what he had to do to get the photos of Bella but we told him he couldn't put them up at school. I can't imagine the Chief of Police being too thrilled if he ever found out what his daughter may or may not have done with Mike Newton.

We approved the rest of the photos and sent Emmett and Jasper on their way. The rest of us headed to Mike's house to carry out the rest of our plans. When we got to Mike's room we were delighted to discover he sleeps with his window open, perfect. This meant we could easily get in and out without having to actually break in.

Alice and Rosalie took the lead and I put Bella on my back and followed them. I couldn't tell how Bella felt about our supernatural abilities. But she seemed to enjoy when I put her on my back to scale a building. She thought it was cool and asked if we could do it again. I couldn't promise her I would scale a building but I told her that we could climb the trees in the forest. I was a little worried about taking Bella on adventures. Mainly because I knew how clumsy she could be but I know if I was there I could at least protect her from any potential harm.

Once inside Mike's room I grabbed toilet paper from the bathrooms and eggs from the kitchen. I know we should have gone to buy our own because the supplies at the Newton household were limited but I also knew Esme would question the charges of human things on our credit cards when we don't particularly need them. I headed back up to Mike's room and was working around Alice and Rosalie, carefully placing toilet roll around Mike's room and breaking eggs in random places.

Rosalie was ripping up all of Mike's clothes and Alice was replacing them with the ones she had bought earlier. Bella lay next to Mike to take a selfie and this is when I finally turned to look at him properly. He was sucking his thumb and wearing a onesie. What the hell? We laughed and Bella went to look around the rest of Mike's house. She promised to be as quiet as possible but she also wanted to look for Mike's baby photos. I'm sure they would be a great addition to the classroom collage Emmett and Jasper were making.

As I was finishing up with the toilet paper, I heard a voice outside. My mysterious stalker girl had returned!

Aww they are playing a prank on Newton. That's cute. I wonder if they would let me help.