FEU Secret Files: Compilation

Big boobs struggles

I know that a lot of girls are complaining for having small boobs. Lots of them are pulling their own selves down just because of being flatchested. But how I wish I can have theirs and trade mine because having large boobies sucks.

Yes, it's true. You can get a bunch of compliments from everyone. You can get everybody's attention, looks from random people, especially from some perverts, old men in PUVs, catcall everywhere, 'Laki naman niyan, 'teh!', 'Ang lusog, miss', disgusting pigs!! That is one of the struggles of a woman having large boobs. Lahat nakatingin sa suso mo kesa sa mukha mo. Palagi kang nasesexually objectify/nababastos dahil sa malaki mong hinaharap.

And it does not end there. There are more struggles that we're facing all of the time. There will always be an embarassing moment na matatanggal yung butones mo sa chest part nang hindi mo namamalayan. I remember that scenario sa LRT. Lahat ng tao nakatingin sa akin bago palang ako sumakay ng tren. Akala ko dahil cute ako, yun pala dahil pinagfifiestahan na nila yung suso ko. Buti nalang may good samaritan na bumulong sa akin ng, 'Ate, bukas yung butones ng uniporme mo'. At kapag nag jojogging, o tumatakbo dahil late na, nag bobounce siya ng parang bola, at masakit. Let's add back pain. Kahit simple lang yung suot mo, simpleng shirt na Vneck, mukha ka pa ring nangseseduce para sa iba. Boob sweat, pretty clothes pero kapag isusukat mo na, hindi mo na maisara ang butones sa bandang joga, strapless bra is a joke, nachochoke ka kapag natutulog ka, and more uncomfortable-ness and everything.

Now, are you still going to say that we're lucky for having these?

Though, there are still some benefits. Instant food shelf, at taguan ng wallet, anyone? Kek. But I always wish that I have small boobs, I always wish that I can feel the comfortableness that I've never experienced in my whole life. I'm actually thinking of breast reduction surgery once I get enough money. Honestly, naiinggit ako sa mga babaeng maliliit lang ang boobs dahil alam kong comfortable sila sa araw-araw.

Disclaimer: I am not complaining about how I look, I am complaining of how uncomfortable having big boobs is, so I want you girls to know that whatever size of joga we have; flatchested, munggo boobs, o papaya boobs, we are all beautiful. Kaya wag kayong mainsecure sa sarili niyo. Ocake?!

*swaeg*

Boobella Flores
2012
IAS
FEU Manila