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Stupid japanese girl. Thinking that she can just talk (oh i'm so sorry! I forgot, she can't TALK!) her way out of anything. Yeah sure, that was so helpful killing one or two of the enemy. While, I killed exactly 83 pegasi, 67 knights and 354 soldiers. Like, that's not even good for a villain. Yea, I kept track. And here she is, older than me, acting like a disgusting ungrateful princess. Want to talk? How about NO.

Flames the mouse is still recovering in my pocket thanks to that idiotic stunt she pulled. Poor thing, just had almost enough time to change into a sparrow before crashing to the ground. A close call. But we had worse.

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