How to be a villain [DISCONTINUED]

reyna || 13

Nadir is such a gullible idiot.

Guess what, nobody cares if you walk under a ladder. What you gonna do? Cover yourself in four leaf clovers?

Glancing through the slits of my eyes, I saw Nadir trying to find a four leaf clover in a patch of hay. I briefly considered giving him a piece of my mind but decided he wasn't worth it. Just as I was going to fall back asleep again, I overheard another squeal. This ALSO sounded a lot like Nadir.

"What happened now, Nadir?" I asked, half-asleep.

"I saw a black cat."

"Go to sleep, jackass."

Once pitch blackness brightened up into fresh sun rays, beaming down at me as my eyes fluttered open. The small musical chirps of birds filled my ears as I finally, after days could relax myself. But, we all know that that was never going to happen, and of course I had to wake up to see Nadir rushing around the place, stacks of messed up hay around and Xena, Paris and Kirai lazily following him around.

The first thought that crossed my mind was: Why the heck do I know these people?