chris: eva, now that you already know my name...
chris: please don't search me or something
chris: i'm begging you
me: i still don't know your last name, you dumbfuck
chris: yeah
chris: but you can easily search it or something :(
me: are you like ugly or something?
chris: your panties gon' be wet once you see me.
me: you're so cocky.....
chris: i'm just saying
me: or are you 69 years old man???
chris: how many times do i have to tell you that i'm not 69 years old man???
chris: but i can do the 69 position with you if you want ;)
me: i can block you if you want ;)
chris: I'M JUST KIDDING
me: what happened with william?
chris: he's dead now...
chris: do you want to help me to throw his body on the river???
me: i have no problem with that
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william the dog: DONT LISTEN TO HIM!
william the dog: i'm like sitting next to him and breathing
william the dog: he can't do something bc he loves me
me: shut up no one asked u
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messages; chris schistad & eva mohn
Fanfictionunknown number: saw you earlier, you look good babe ;) eva: thank you BUT who the fuck are you??? and why are you stalking me? unknown number: jesus, chill, two questions in one text? wow unknown number: and i'm your new boyfriend eva: stop fucking...
