christoffer: hey the girl of my dreams
christoffer: what's up
christoffer: don't even say the sky....
me: the ceiling
christoffer: OH MY GOD
christoffer: sometimes i'm wondering why did i even like you again
christoffer: LMFAO
me: sometimes i'm wondering why am i still texting you
christoffer: ouch
christoffer: i'm gonna be honest,,,, i feel like you don't like me....
me: i've told you multiple times that i don't.
me: and who even said that i do???
christoffer: i'll just pretend that it didn't hurt me
christoffer: you're so cute
christoffer: and i don't mean cute like i wanna pinch your cheeks, i mean cute like i wanna fuck you up against a wall
me: holy fuck christoffer
me: christoffer you're so horny
christoffer: its turning me on when you're saying my name fuck
me: *throws you a bucket of holy water*
me:
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christoffer: u right
me: you need jesus
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messages; chris schistad & eva mohn
Fanfictionunknown number: saw you earlier, you look good babe ;) eva: thank you BUT who the fuck are you??? and why are you stalking me? unknown number: jesus, chill, two questions in one text? wow unknown number: and i'm your new boyfriend eva: stop fucking...
