me: hey bitch
me: oops sorry, im really really sad right now but i want it to be less dramatic so i added the "bitch" part lmfao
me: its been what? 5 months?
me: and i miss you so damn much.
me: i miss you everyday.
me: i wish you were here and reply some smart ass messages to me.
me: but its not happening
me: cause the world hates me.
me: i'm still wondering what did you do to deserve this
me: and suddenly, reality puched me in the face
me: you didn't do anything
me: the world is just cruel.
me: you were such a creep when u first started texting me!
me: saw you earlier, you look good babe ;)
me: really?
me: thats all that u got?
me: jk
me: i wish u could have just texted me sooner so i got to spend many years with you :---(
me: sadly, you were being such a bitch and decided to keep my number to your phone.
me: and imagine that, 2 months of our texting was me not knowing your name while you! you know everything about me, that was so unfair.
me: and the 1 month being together with you was the best!
me: christoffer schistad, i love you, so fucking much.
me: i hope you still know that.
me: i know you are watching over me
me: can't you just bring your phone there and keep messaging me?
me: oh yeah, u cant lmfao
me: and now, its time to say goodbye.
me: cengiz is already calling me.
me: i'll message u later, i love you so much.
me: oh yeah, i forgot to tell u.
me: me and cengiz are kinda a thing now...
me: is it okay with u?
me: i kinda like him.. but you're still better
me: no, you are the BESTEST
me: YEAH THE BESTEST
me: found some new words because of u lmao
me: wtf this is kinda weird imma stop now
me: but u're still my #1 bitch, christoffer.
me: and that will never change.
me: (cengiz knows that and he's okay with it cause he said u guys were childhood bffs)
me: bye
me: i love you.
christoffer: NO
me: WHAT THE?
me: chris?
me: is this really you?
me: did you seriously brought your phone there?
me: oh god
me: you're still a savage.
christoffer: lmfao biiitch
christoffer: you are a weirdo, eva
christoffer: i have chris' phone
christoffer: and i was just lookingg for something and you suddenly spam him
me: william
me: oh god
me: what were u looking for
christoffer: ........
me: lemme guess
me: you're looking for some porn?
me: sorry, he already deleted it.
christoffer: dang, gonna throw this phone in trash can now
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messages; chris schistad & eva mohn
Fanfictionunknown number: saw you earlier, you look good babe ;) eva: thank you BUT who the fuck are you??? and why are you stalking me? unknown number: jesus, chill, two questions in one text? wow unknown number: and i'm your new boyfriend eva: stop fucking...
