~Drarry one shots~

~Roommates~

Harry POV:
"Harry, you understand that this is for your own safety?" Dumbledore said to me while we walked down a muggle street in London. Seeing Dumbledore in muggle clothes was probably the most confusing thing I'd ever seen. 
"Yes I understand. Everyone on the dark side is out to get me because I killed Voldemort and that would put everyone in the program in danger. And that one other person will be staying with me for their safety." I repeated for the thousandth time. 
"Yes well done. Here's the apartment, the one down there below ground. Anyway better get going, I want to go visit some muggle shops before getting on the train. See you later!" He said before walking back down the foggy London street.

So this was the beginning of my new life. Hogwarts had come and gone and now I'm in auror training. I pushed open the apparent door to see the back blonde man in a towel, learning over the kitchen counter. Whoever he was, he was hot and I could get use to him. 
"Uh hi um." I said as I pushed through the cramped doorway. The mans head popped up instantly. 
"Potter! Nope not happening. I swear I will hex you if you step any closer." The man turned around and said while tightly holding onto his towel. 
"Oh great, absolutely fucking great. Also Malfoy have you forgot that that's not possible, we can't use magic remember. Just show me to my room and I'll stay out your way." I sighed as I dragged in my bags. This is going to be interesting.  
"Through there." He motioned to the hole in the kitchen wall. 
"Through the hole?" I asked. 
"Well there's a door but you'd have to go down the hall first." He replied, holding a mug of a steaming beverage. 
"Um thanks." I said as I went to grab the mug, causing him to glare at me. He took a sip of his coffee before shoving the mug into my hand. 
"Ugh for fucks sake, do muggles not know how to make coffee? For my own sanity, take the putrid thing." He said before storming off.

I balanced the mug on top of my bags and climbed though the hole. Great I have a view of the kitchen. I'd heard of an en suite bathroom, as Petunia always had wanted one, but an en suite kitchen sounds like a Dudley invention. I glanced around the bare room in despair. The dusty wooden floors, peeled grey walls and small sofa bed, looked to be my home for the next year. Suddenly I noticed that there was no where to put my clothes. 
"MALFOY I SWEAR IF YOU'VE STOLEN MY WARDROBE!" I shouted as I marched down the hallways towards the room he entered. I burst open the door to see him doing up a shirt. 
"Ever heard of knocking Potter." He spat. 
"Where are you going to look that fancy and where's my wardrobe?" I asked angrily. Did he have a date? Already? 
"I'm going no where and there's a cupboard next to the door. Use that." He replied, sounding slightly angry at me bursting in on him. 
"Wait a second...WHY IS YOUR ROOM SO NICE AND MINE IS TERRIBLE?!" I screamed. Yeah it wasn't that good but it tripled my standards. 
"My room isn't nice, it's utterly repulsive. I moved in yesterday and frankly wasn't expecting a roommate, let alone you. Plus you have a window!" He spat in reply.  
"Malfoy, we're underground. THERES NO FLIPPING USE FOR A WINDOW!" I shouted. 
"Shut up! We're not suppose to be drawing attention to us. And I know there's people above as they were doing some obscene  things last night." He fiercely whispered. Footsteps echoed above us and got louder by the second, until the only knocking was the one of the door. 
"Let me handle this." I whispered to him.

We both walked to the door and I opened it. 
"Hi, like I'm so sorry to say this, but I was wandering if you could keep it down a bit, just trying to nap before tonight!" I girl with bright, artificial orange hair, that reminded me of the Weasley's said. 
"I'm so sorry." I apologised with a sympathetic smile. 
"I didn't complain when you and your friend were making noise when I was trying to sleep." Draco mumbled from behind me. I hit him and he groaned, causing her to look shocked at the noise. 
" Oh It's fine, moving in together for the first time? Tensions are always high and it doesn't do well for the relationship." She said with an obnoxious giggle. I could tell Draco would hate her "OH no no-"I started. 
"Hey! It's fine, i accept you. All love is welcome here. Prides coming into town in a few weeks, there's gonna be a massive festival. I'll pick you up a flier if I see any around. Anyway gotta go and it's so nice to meet you, bye!" She said and then she was gone. I turned around in shock to see Malfoy lying on the floor, grabbing his privates in pain. 
"What happened to you?" I asked as I stepped over his body and checked out the cupboard that would become my wardrobe. Definitely bigger than my last one. 
"Your fist happened you prick!" He said fiercely. 
"Ohhhh. Well don't say stuff about the neighbours. We need to be nice to them and act normal." I replied.
"Act normal? She thought we were dating when we were acting normal." He replied as he got up and hobbled to his bedroom. I stood there and stared at his tight shirt stretched over his back as he walked into the distant. Would that be so bad?