~Drarry one shots~

~New roomate~

A/n: this might be really long...soz but I love writing post hogwarts drarry!!!

"FUCK!" Hermione screamed from outside Harry's door, waking him up.
"Dude, trying to sleep here!" Harry groaned before burying his head into his too flat pillow.
"Harry get out here!" She replied, obviously stressed. Harry groaned again but slowly moved his aching body.
"My one weekend off and you do this to me." He muttered as he slid open his partition that acted as a door and stumbled into the kitchen.
"The rents going up." Hermione said, waking Harry up straight away.
"Again?" He groaned for the third time this morning.
"Again." Ron replied as he passed him a cup of presumably coffee.
"By how much, I'm sure my money could stretch but like I need books and stuff for training." Harry said as he rubbed the back of his neck; a sign he was stressed.
"No, we cant do that again-"
"Yeah we could!" Ron whispered, which caused Hermione to hit him.
"No we can't because you done that last time. I guess I could get some more shifts at the ministry as there's so many elves in need. I just don't know how much the ministry will pay for that... Ron you could get some more shifts helping your mum with her charity?" Hermione planned.
"You do know she doesn't pay me to help?" Ron replied.
"Guys it's fine I can probably stretch to pay it, what's the amount?"
"Its going up to one hundred and fifty Galleons per month." She muttered.
"WHAT! For this poxy thing?" Harry screamed.
"Yup." Ron replied solemnly. There was a period of silence where they all stared at walls in disbelief.
"I have an idea." Harry said.
"Me too." Hermione replied.
"Let's go beat up the landlord!"
"Get a roommate." Harry and Hermione said in unison. "HARRY NO!" Hermione quickly added.
"Whyyyyy? And where would we keep a roommate?" Harry replied.
"Well, you would have to room share." She said quietly.
"That's not happening, I'm sorry but my rooms small enough." Harry laughed in reply.
"We could fit another bed in there and we already do it." Ron said.
"Yeah cause you two are romantically involved! Whereas I am romantically involved with no one."
"Well how about asking Ginny?" Ron replied to Harry's outburst.
"Still at hogwarts remember! And we haven't really talked since we broke up." Harry reminded him.
"I guess we'll just have to advertise for one." Hermione sighed.
"Oh yes cause advertising that someone's gotta share a room with me won't attract any weirdos at all!" Harry said before going back into his room and dramatically shutting his partition.

The next day rolled around and Harry was sitting at the kitchen island, trying to make sense of some work he had to do. Suddenly, the door rang and Hermione ran out of her room.
"You expecting someone?" Harry asked.
"Ummm Yeah! The potential roommate interviews are happening today remember?" She said as she grabbed a notebook.
"Oh dear god, we're really going through with this!" Harry sighed. Hermione rolled her eyes and opened the door to a small woman who looked extremely similar to moaning myrtle in Harry's opinion.
"Oh my god you're Hermione!" She said in a sickly voice. Harry wanted to smash his head against the wall. "Am I really going to share a room with the Harry Potter!" She squealed as she walked in. Her eyes landed on Harry and she started hyperventilating. Harry smiled politely but on the inside, alarms were going off loudly. He walked away quickly and burst into Ron's study.
"The first potential roommates arrived and she's a nutter!" He whispered loudly. Ron looked up from a pile of work, looking very dishevelled.
"That's great mate, but mums fucked up her charities finances again and of course dad knows fuck all about it and so it was passed onto me." Ron replied.
"Let Hermione look at it, if not I'll take it into my accountant dude." Harry said calmly, not realising how rich and pretentious he sounded. His eyes grew wide as he heard the girls come close to the door.
"Hide me!" He pleaded and Ron just rolled his eyes.

The rest of the interviews practically went the same. People obsessing over the fact that they would be sleeping centimetres away from Harry. Harry felt disturbed at the excitement and turned down everyone on the list.
"Right this last one hasn't given their name so I have no clue who'll turn up, they're due anytime now. Harry just remember smile and stay away." Hermione instructed. Ron decided to join in on this one, interested in the fan girls that appear at their door.
"You should be lucky that so many girls are interested in you." Ron constantly reminded Harry. Harry didn't want a fan girl though! He wanted someone genuine, who didn't care who he was and he also didn't care if it was a girl or boy! But all he ever got were psychos. The doorbell rang, snapping Harry out of his thoughts. Like an excitable puppy, Hermione bundled to the doorway, notebook in hand and opened it widely.
"Fuck." Was the only word to leave anyone's mouth and it belonged to Harry.