~Drarry one shots~

~Fake it till we make it~

A/n: so I've had this plan forever so I felt it was about time to do it. This is sorta based off the film to all the boys I've loved before so u may see some similarities! Enjoy... OH THIS IS ALSO MY 50TH ONE SHOT SO ITS GONNA BE ONE LONG BOI SO PREPARE URSELF!!!!
Creds to Guinevere_the_dragon for the idea of using Blaise for Dracos love interest. Thank you for everyone who suggested someone (even tho it was so long ago)!!!

"It's just that when they're in a relationship, I'm automatically attracted to them!" Blaise explained, leaning forward in his chair so Draco could see the base of his neck with ease. This interest in his friend had crept up on him with surprise. He wasn't in love with him, more that he lusted after him. All Draco knew was that he wouldn't be happy till he had Blaise in his bed. Something about him made him so intriguing and he just wanted to rip off his clothes all the time! It was becoming an issue and he needed a way to achieve his goal. But now he had found a way. The only flaw was that he didn't know anyone he could have a fake relationship with. Pansy would've been an option if he had the slightest of interest in women, but Blaise knew he didn't. So what will he do...

"I just dont think she'll ever see me as anything more than her brother's friend anymore. Where did her old crush on me go?" Harry complained as they walked out of the great hall. He had just seen Ginny walk over to a tall Ravenclaw boy, looking as if she was crushing hard. A look he had grown used to receiving from her.
"I'm surprised she got over that. She was crushing on you for years mate," Ron laughed.
"Well, why isn't she anymore?" Harry said, sounding annoyed.
"I can do some detective work and see if there's something you have done if you want," Hermione said softly. "But you got to remember that she might've just grown up and decided she wants to like people in her year."
"I just wish there was something I could do make her like me!" Draco emerged from the shadows from where he was standing, smirking at what he had just heard. That was perfect. Not only would he be attracting Blaise, but Potter could also get Ginny, which would make him more likely to agree to the plan! Yes getting Harry, his arch enemy, to date him would be near impossible but he could do so much worse. Draco stalked the boy down the hallway, swerving his way in and out of the crowd. "Oi Draco? Where are you going?" He heard one of his familiar housemates shout as he passed a group of Slytherins descending to their common room. Blaise was in the middle of them, watching Draco with his high arched brow expression of confusion. Shit! Now he couldn't just walk over to Potter and talk and then announce to the world that he was dating him, Blaise would see right through that. In a state of panic, he did something subconsciously that he never ever would've done; he kissed Harry Potter. In one smooth move, he grabbed Harry's arm and spun him around, before smashing his lip into his. He felt Harry go rigid, his grip tightening around Draco's arms, before falling loose and to Draco's surprise, kiss him back and kissed him back passionately. Harry guided Draco into the room next to them, praying it was empty and broke away from the kiss. Hermione and Ron hurried into the room behind him, disgusted and confused looks on their faces.

*Damn this is bad but it improves I promise*

"What the flying fuck was that for?" Harry cried, shoving Draco away from it.
"Unless you really are getting way less action than everyone says, that Potter, was a kiss," Draco replied in a calm down. On the inside, he was on fire.
"I think what Harry is trying to ask is-"
"Why did you just put your slimy lips onto my best friend?" Ron shouted, interrupting Hermione who was now holding him back (with ease) from ripping Draco's face off.
"I think the true question we should be asking, is why your best friend, kissed me back? I swear I felt a tongue in the mix of things Potter," He teased. Both Ron and Hermione's heads snapped towards a blushing Harry. "Nevermind that now, I'm sure I'll get an answer soon enough. But right now, I have a solution to both of our little love problems."
"What problem? I dont have a love problem," Harry answered, way too defensive to be true.
"Oh so you're okay with Ginny, now how did you put it? Only seeing you as her brothers best friend?" Draco replied. Harry couldn't look Draco in the eye, telling him how he had hit the nail on the head.
"Well, what's your problem?" Harry barked back, not liking this situation at all.
"I want to get with someone who only finds people attractive when they're in a relationship. So I need us to be in a relationship." He proposed, snapping Harry's attention back to him. He stalked around the room, tossing the idea around his head. It would definitely catch Ginnys attention and she'd want to know everything about them. But that would just be as friends.
"I dont see how that'll solve my problem?" Harry sighed, leaning on a table and letting his head drop back. Draco drank in this image, feeling an odd feeling attack his body. Maybe he didn't make a bad choice after all.
"Well it'll definitely catch her attention and seeing someone else, aka me, find you attractive, might make her be attracted to you," Draco explained, hoping Harry would go for it. "Plus we did kiss, so if you do dont this, you'll have to explain that kiss to everyone." Harry let out a low groan, which didn't help Draco at all and nodded.
"I'll do it." He said softly, ignoring the noises of protest from his friends. "But we have to make like a contract or something because I need you to agree to some things before you start kissing me in the hallways again."
"Its a deal, meet me outside the Slytherin common room, I have to find my contract writing kit," Draco said before rushing off with a rare grin on his face.
"Did he just say contract writing kit?" Harry mumbled.
"That wasn't the first question that sprung to mind," Ron replied.