McChica renamed Sebastian Stan to "Painfully Thick"
Red Jellybean Damn it I wanted to rename him I guess his girl got there first
McChica First of all We slept together once That does not make me his girl Secondly, I'm going after that hot life guard I told you about
Painfully Thick Oh, the one that looks like Zac Efron?
McChica Correctamondo!
McFries I'm very lost
Red Jellybean You're not the only one
Painfully Thick So is this where you plan your sleepovers that you keep leaving me out of?
McChica Actually, this is where we plan revenge
Painfully Thick On the dick that keeps saying he loves you in social media but is fucking his PA I'm in
Red Jellybean Nothing that involves violence please I'm trying not avoid getting the Comfort Foods in jail Y'all have a reputation
Painfully Thick So do you And he's trashing it by cheating Can I punch him
McFries That's what I want to do How about you punch him on the left side of his face, and I'll punch the right side
McChica And I record the whole thing
Red Jellybean
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are you guys done I haven't even told my mom And y'all are already planning his public assassination
Painfully Thick So what's your plan then Jellybean?
Red Jellybean I wanna wait till he's back Then see how he is And try and see if there's a way to fix it
McChica GIRL STOP YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED ON BY A NARCISSISTIC SELF SERVING CUNT FOR THREE YEARS OR MORE OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP AND YOU JUST WANT TO "fix things" BITCH GET OUT
McFries 8 years don't just disappear
McChica Yeah but three years Do you even know if he loves you?
Red Jellybean I'm sorry I don't live a free and promiscuous life like you, Han, where love doesn't exist and sleeping around is enough I fell in love, and for so long I'm not just going to let that go
McChica He's not worth it And the sooner you realise that, the sooner you'll free yourself of his fake love and lies
Red Jellybean He didn't propose to you He didn't take you places because he knew you wanted to go there He didn't make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world You know what, it doesn't matter You'll never understand
Red Jellybean has left the group
Painfully Thick What the fuck Han
McChica She's just being overdramatic She'll get over it
McFries She's not being overdramatic She's currently crying in my bathroom so We should just leave it until she's ready to talk about it
McChica She's crying I'm your bathroom?
McFries Yes And not quietly
McChica Fml I'm coming over
Painfully Thick I'll come too I'll bring booze
McFries Don't bring booze Bring ice cream and junk food And a lot of tissues
McChica I'll bring a change of clothes Fuck I made her cry I haven't done that in like four years
Painfully Thick You've made her cry wtf You sadistic ass
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