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imchrisevans two months and scarlettjohansson still hasn't thrown that party. Amourette isn't that pleased.
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scarlettjohansson I'm sorry! We should definitely get together soon and Rose can have a play date! user1 why aren't they together though, they're couple goals HanWyattuser1 we ask that same question user2 she's growing so quickly! scottevans I still haven't come to visit yet, you haven't invited me imchrisevansscottevans the door is always open for you though imsebastianstan y'all live together with a baby but you're not a thing, that irks me imchrisevansimsebastianstan 🙃 user3 all those in favour of Chris and Riley dating say aye imsebastianstan aye HanWyatt aye scarlettjohansson aye paulrudd aye anthonymackie aye aye aye scottevans aye robertdowneyjr aye tomholland2013 aye user4 aye parkinsonriles i imsebastianstan F U C K anthonymackie oh shit HanWyatt MAKE YOUR MOVE CHRIS, MAKE IT
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xxx-xxxx-xxxx
xxx-xxxx-xxxx It's been a while
Riley I'm sorry, who's this?
xxx-xxxx-xxxx Oh, you've deleted my number Fair enough It's Seb As in ex-seb
Riley Oh Right
xxx-xxxx-xxxx I was just checking if you're alright
Riley Yeah, I'm doing good
xxx-xxxx-xxxx I was going to check when you posted shortly after you have birth but I figured you'd be too tired to deal with my shit then
Riley Still am
xxx-xxxx-xxxx Look I miss you A lot And I'm sorry for hurting you And I'm sorry for taking you or granted
Riley Seb, stop I don't want to hear it Please don't ruin my happy place I'm the only being civil with you right now, but even I can lose my patience You're not going to be able to get with me again
xxx-xxxx-xxxx Is it partly because of Chris? As in your feelings for him?
Riley I don't know what you're talking about But YOU'RE the reason why You did this
xxx-xxxx-xxxx I know, I know Could I at least come and meet Amourette?
Riley Why would you want to meet the life you were happy for me to destroy?
xxx-xxxx-xxxx Because she's part of your happiness I just want to see her, that's all Then I'll move on for good Matthias Promise
Riley I'll get back to you on that
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Baby Daddy
My Jellybean CHRIS!! NEED HELP!! SEB WANTS TO SEE AMOURETTE!! WHAT DO I SAY!!
Baby Daddy What?
My Jellybean Seb messaged me He wants to meet Amourette And he vows to leave me alone after that
Baby Daddy Do you want him to see her?
My Jellybean I don't know I guess it wouldn't hurt? But what if he tries something
Baby Daddy I'll drop kick him Cap's Promise He tries something stupid, he's leaving with a black eye
My Jellybean How reassuring So yes to meeting Amourette Okay
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parkinsonriles daddy went out for a little trip (it wasn't little the shopping list I gave him was long asf) so Amourette decided to nap because I'm not as playful as him 😑 I'm sorry I bore you so much, baby girl