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imchrisevans in a world full of stars, I was blessed with the moon
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parkinsonriles stop ✋ making ✋ me ✋ blush user1 they're definitely together user2 I swear she has his notifs on parkinsonrilesuser2 of course I do, I don't want to miss a Chris Evans post imchrisevansparkinsonriles as long as I'm not upsetting you or making you cry, I won't stop
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parkinsonriles my turn. I can't be the only one who feels personally attacked by this, right?
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user1 why you gotta break us like this parkinsonrilesuser1 I have to see this face on a daily basis, my heart is numb imchrisevans I'm glad my face makes you feel personally attacked user2 rip me user3 him and sebastian are sex gods theothersebastian which sebastian? user3 parkinsonrilestheothersebastian obviously Painfully Thick imsebastianstan did someone order Painfully Thick fries?? Because I'm here user4 someone's moving on from an 8 year relationship very quickly parkinsonrilesuser4 well it's either that or I cry all day over a man who doesn't care and that's unhealthy and a waste of time. Just like the past 8 years of my life 🤗 HanWyatt don't you just wanna run your hands through his hair and kiss all over his face parkinsonrilesHanWyatt confession time: been there, done that parkinsonrilesHanWyatt also, careful what you say, you might get Painfully Thick jealous
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Baby Daddy
Baby Daddy Just checking in on you You're okay despite everything?
Baby Momma Christopher I'm fine Like You literally said goodbye to me in person fifteen minutes ago I am fine
Baby Daddy I know but that doesn't stop me worrying about my baby momma
Baby Momma Well start learning to Because it takes a lot to break me Actually these days, just the wrong colour of pain can bring me to tears lmao
Baby Daddy That's baby hormones talking That reminds me I found the cutest cot
Baby Momma You're not buying anything unless I'm there Or I'll beat you with my shoes Then make you return the items
Baby Daddy Wow Okay All I was going to say was that it was nice and that you should go have a look but okay I won't buy anything unless you're there Pregnant you is scary
Baby Momma Well innocent me is no more I figured that cute and shy seemed like a first class ticket for people to screw me over
Baby Daddy Well, I like you whatever way you are
Baby Momma Awe, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were in love with me
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The Good Seb
Father To Be I've realized something Something important I'm in love with her
The Good Seb You only realised that now? You've had sex with her You've impregnated her You've taken full responsibility of being a father And you're only just realising that you're in love with her? WOW WOW ANTHONY OWES ME 20