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parkinsonriles I leave her with Chris for one minute and he's using a bucket as a bathtub 🙃 #IThoughtHeWasGoodAtParenting
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scarlettjohansson bless my child imsebastianstan I'm surprised he didn't try to climb in himself imchrisevans I AM good at parenting, it's called being a FUN parent parkinsonrilesimchrisevans um, she actually likes it when I sing with her imchrisevansparkinsonriles everyone likes it when you sing, that's not a good example parkinsonrilesimchrisevans she likes my stories user1 she's the cutest thing with the cutest parents user2 we've all been blessed today
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imchrisevans I'm good at parenting, she wouldn't be walking if it wasn't for me motivating her
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parkinsonriles you used pizza imchrisevansparkinsonriles and it worked imsebastianstan my parents seem to be in a very argumentative mood scarlettjohanssonimsebastianstan I reckon is sexual tension imchrisevansscarlettjohansson oh no, sex isn't a problem parkinsonrilesimchrisevans are you implying there IS a problem? imchrisevansparkinsonriles no, that's not what I meant at all elizabetholsen I imagine Riley is now panicking because she doesn't know what the non-existent problem is HanWyattelizabetholsen oh, I can assure you she is, my phone is currently vibrating because she's spamming me parkinsonrilesHanWyatt betrayal
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parkinsonriles Chris just asked me what it is I wanted to cheer me up because I just binge watched Game of Thrones and here's your answer folks. If you're not doing this on our wedding night, I'm instantly filing a divorce.
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user1 I just died user2 omfg imchrisevans buying whipped cream and cherries as we speak HanWyattimsebastianstan I hope you're still taking notes imsebastianstanHanWyatt stop calling me out in public, I'd like them to know I'm a pro at this stuff scarlettjohansson ✋ parkinsonrilesscarlettjohansson 👅👅👅💦 scarlettjohanssonparkinsonriles BLOCKED imchrisevansparkinsonrilesscarlettjohansson 👀
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author's note: CONFESSION: I watched the movie that the last gif came from (Not Another Teen Movie) for the sake of seeing Chris Evans like this and let me tell you, if you haven't watched it, it's so worth it. Spoiler alert: he turns around and has some cream and a banana (me thinks) on his butt too. It was my favourite favourite scene for sure
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