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imchrisevans our girl is turning two! TWO!!??!? she's a blessing because she happened to also bring me the most beautiful woman alive - hence why our wedding day was on her 1st birthday. It doesn't feel like I've been married for a year or that two years ago I was running through a Tokyo airport to book a flight straight to NY. So this is a dedication to both my beautiful daughter, wishing her the best birthday and my beautiful wife who has been one of the two best things that ever happened to me. ❤ #TimeToSpendMoneyOnMyGirls
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imsebastianstan I can assure we're very on time to the party imchrisevans imsebastianstan which means you're very late anthonymackie imchrisevans imsebastianstan blame it on HanWyatt, she takes forever to get ready and Seb just can't leave without her user1 she's grown so much!!! user2 the cutest 💕 user3 she's blessed to have such amazing parents with an amazing circle of friends parkinsonriles of course Hannah is responsible for holding everyone back, what's the excuse this time? Is it that she's got some of Seb in her hair? HanWyatt parkinsonriles that was a joke when I told you, I told know why you believed me imchrisevans HanWyatt because it wasn't exactly the first time imsebastianstan HanWyatt gET READY, OMG WHY ARE YOU ON YOUR PHONE parkinsonriles I'm still confused as to why they're not together but that's none of my business parkinsonriles actually it is because I'm her legal guardian HanWyatt parkinsonriles listen, mom, this is my life, I can do what I want and who I want imsebastianstan HanWyatt don't make me come back inside for you HanWyatt imsebastianstan what will you do, spank me? imchrisevans this was supposed to be a light-hearted dedication to my girls, not an opportunity for you guys to get your freak on imchrisevans HanWyatt imsebastianstan but once again, it wouldn't be the first time
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parkinsonriles #tb to a time when the literal love of my life was teaching me how to read. Can't believe you're turning two!! I also can't believe I'm married to Chris Evans and for a whole year. A whole year if sharing his surname, his toothpaste, his shirts, his food, sometimes his socks, his hugs and his heart.
p.s the comments are disabled so that two certain sexually active people don't bring their romance into the comments section 👀
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Hanana
Hanana You're a bitch WE'RE NOT SEXUALLY ACTIVE ANYMORE OMG
Momma Riley Um From what hear from Chris, that's not true
Hanana Do they really tell eachother everything??
Momma Riley Oh yes, it's disturbing But I'm offended you didn't tell me Are you two like trying to be something?
Hanana Hahahahaha That's really funny
Momma Riley 😑
Hanana Oh you're not joking Come on I thought you knew me I don't do relationships
Momma Riley Yeah but Seb does And you never stick to one guy for those long Hold up. I'm going to spam him to ask you out
Hanana What the frack
My Bucky
Capsicle So I just had a real funny conversation with Riley
My Bucky Oh god
Capsicle When you going to ask her out???
My Bucky Never?¿? She's not a relationship person
Capsicle You know You guys have basically rolled into the relationship zone whilst you were busy doing each other
My Bucky It's times like these where I just want to be around you
Capsicle So you can thank me
My Bucky So I can punch you in your perfect teeth
Capsicle You'll thank me when you're the father of her kids 🤗