Konosuba x Male Reader

Slightly Less Useless

You were carrying the box of chips as you followed Kazuma and Aqua. You basically just followed there lead since you had to look after your chips. You followed them through a wooden door and looked around. There were many people clad in armor and drinking happily. You being just slightly anti social attempted to back out the door only to be pulled by Aqua.

(Y/n):So what are we doing?

Kazuma:Like the start of most RPG's we are going to register for a guild.

Aqua:And how are we going to do that?

Kazuma searched his surroundings before pointing.

Kazuma:There!

You followed his pointing to see a blonde lady behind a window. It sorta reminded you of the bank the few times you had to go because of your mom. Kazuma walked over followed by Aqua. You however, walked over to a table and set the box down. You took a seat and stretched. You went to pick up the box again when you felt a hand on your shoulder.

(Y/n):I will register in a second Aqua.

???:Who is Aqua?

You froze at the unfamiliar female voice. You looked over your shoulder ad saw two girls clad in armor.They looked like twins except one had red hair and the other black. 

(Y/n):W-Who are you?

???:We were wondering if you would join our party cutie.

Why are girls taking an interest in you all of the sudden? This is what raced through your mind as your face heated at her calling you cute. You were new to this sort of thing and did not know how to react.

(Y/n):But I'm not even registered.

The other girl spoke up.

???:Well let's do that and then we can get to know each other. Oh you don't know our names yet. Right?

You nodded. 

???:Well I'm-

Aqua:Someone unimportant.

You turned and saw Aqua. She grabbed you arm and hugged it close to her. 

Aqua:Sorry girls, but he is already in my party. So why don't you move along?

The girls grumbled and glared and the blue haired goddess before walking off.

Aqua:I can't leave you alone for a second can I. Just got here and already flirting with girls.

(Y/n):Whaaaaa?! They came up to me!

Aqua:Sure they did. Now hurry up we need to register.

Aqua began pulling you and you reached your hand back.

(Y/n):Aqua what about my chips?!

Aqua:The box will be there when your finished trust me. 

Aqua dragged you towards a counter where Kazuma was standing looking dejected. Aqua pulled you up to the window and the blonde haired girl smiled at you. 

???:Hi there, are you looking to register too?

You nodded.

???:Place your hand here. 

She indicated to a small orb and you placed your hand above it as indicated. The orb began to glow and you watched it mesmerized. Then the orb's spectacular glow slowly started to fade as you heard a gasp. You vision tore from the orb to the blonde haired woman who was looking intently at a small card.