Konosuba x Male Reader

Journey's Start

You yawn as you slowly took your glasses off. Using you thumb and pointer finger you rubbed your eyes to give them a rest from playing video games. You most recent gaming escape took you a week to complete. Constant gaming already took your eyesight making you wear glasses but now it was taking your social life. You pushed yourself away from your desk and unfolded your legs as you stood up and leaned back popping your back in multiple places. You yawned again before noticing your open bag of chips. You smiled slightly and reached for it. You picked it up and gave it a shake only to frown once discovering it was empty. You sighed and walked over to your door unlocking it and walking out. You bare feet gave you a slight tingle from touching the soft carpet of your house for the first time in a while. Considering the cluttered mess your room was it was no surprise. You walked downstairs and towards the kitchen as you opened the pantry revealing you had no more (F/chips). You cringed at the thought of having to leave the house, but made your way upstairs to change. You entered your room and opened your closet. You pulled out some jeans and a tiny Rick shirt. You slipped them on and pulled out a pair of (F/c) converse and pushed through your closet looking for a jacket. You couldn't find one that was clean and sighed. You walked down the hall to your parents room and pushed open their door. You walked to the closet and took your dads (F/c) hoodie. He wouldn't care since he is always working and your mom was an engineer at some tech company so she was called in a lot. You slipped it on and it was larger than you so you had to slip your hands through the wrists of it. You walked into the bathroom to brush your teeth and looked at yourself. Your (E/c) eyes were dull from lack of sunlight as was your (S/c) skin. You ran a hand through your colorful hair that you dad said quote"made you look emo". You had dyed your hair (f/c) and (2nd F/c) because you felt it would make you stand out. And since then every time you left you room and dad was home he would lecture you about dying your hair (H/c) again. And you would return with you with that it was you choice to do this. This would turn into a long argument ending with your mom breaking it up. You shook that thought out of your head and brushed your teeth before walking to the front door. You opened the door and walking out pulling your hood up. You walked to the store and took almost all of the your chips they had in stock. You walked to the counter and placed your chips on it watching as the cashier slowly scanned them. You looked at her face and her gaze caught yours.

Cashier:My aren't you cute.

You flushed and retorted.

(Y/n):I'm not cute! I am zhe awesome (Y/n)!

She giggled and scanned the last chip bag. She typed on her computer and a receipt appeared with a small hum.

Cashier:Alright that will be 20 dollars.

You pulled the crumpled bill from your pocket, straightened it a bit and handed it to her. She smiled before opening the register and placing the bill inside. You went to take the receipt, but the cashier took it before you could. You looked at her confused. She wrote something on the receipt and handed it to you with a wink. You looked at the receipt and saw it was a phone number, presumably hers. You blushed again and looked up at her.

(Y/n):Why did you give me this...

You looked at her name tag. It read Sasha.

(Y/n):Sasha?

She giggled again before reaching into your hood and ruffling your hair.

Sasha:Because your cute and you can eat as much as me!

(Y/n):Is that a real reason to ask someone out?!

Sasha:I think so.

You went to speak when you heard a gunshot. You turned and saw three armed men in masks at the entrance. A gruff voice came from the one on the right.