Konosuba x Male Reader

Sadness and Yunyun

???: How much longer are we gonna be on the run?

???: Didn't you hear me before?

???: Before what?

???: They arrested Kazuma but the rest of us were pretty much let go.

???: Why didn't you say that long ago?! We've been walking for like forever!

???: I thought you were finally exercising.

A lad stopped abruptly in the middle of a forest. As he stated, he had been walking for quite a while since the end of the... "Season" thing. To any normal person, it would appear the lad was arguing with himself and was quite insane, though to a select few, this is (Y/n) and he is only slightly crazy.

(Y/n): Well what do we do now? It's freezing out here...

(Y/n)'s Brain: I would say our best bet is to make a fire and camp for the night. We can continue the plot in the morning.

(Y/n): With what camping gear? I didn't get the chance to pack for this!

(Y/n)'s Brain: Let's... just figure out as we go then.

You proceeded to search for dryish sticks and limbs to get something of a fire started. Can't have you freezing to death! After a bit of searching, you found a few suitable sticks, enough to get something going. After trying (and failing) many times to spark a flame, you finally struck gold, or sparks in this case as the bits of branch began to spoke before the tiniest of flames started. You felt... pride! You were surviving at least a little bit. As the sunset beyond the horizon and night began to overtake the land. You dug in for your first time camping ever. Without food, water, a tent, supplies, this was gonna be great! As you basked in the warmth of your first fire. A single snowflake began to fall from the heavens. You looked up at the darkened sky to see a brilliant light show being put on by the stars. Millions of stars lit up the sky and from them descended snowflakes to blanket the ground and unfortunately you. There was a serene feeling to this moment though being surrounded by darkness... in the middle of the woods... with no way to contact your friends.... made it a bit scary. 

(Y/n)'s Brain: What was that?

(Y/n): Huh? What was what?

(Y/n)'s Brain: I heard something.

(Y/n): Now how does that work? How can my brain hear something but I can't?

(Y/n)'s Brain: Just hush and listen.

You decided to listen to your brain and listened in. Just beyond the crackle of the fire, you could hear something approaching. Maybe it was a woodland critter? It was too small to be one of those giant frogs but it was reasonable it could an undead. 

???: H-Hello?

Now that threw you off. A soft female voice came from just behind the ring of orange light provided by the fire. Wiz had been undead, but to say that would be disrespectful to her beauty and kindness.

(Y/n)'s Brain: Say hello back.

(Y/n): What? Why?

(Y/n)'s Brain: I can sense plot progression approaching.

(Y/n): Uh... alright... H-Hello?

(Y/n)'s Brain: Why do you sound as scared as the voice?

(Y/n): Because I'm terrified!

???: Ah I'm sorry If I scared you!

The voice quickly responded to what you said to your brain. The footsteps moved closer till you could see a figure in the light. A cute young girl stood before with bright crimson eyes that really reminded you of Megumin's. Her brown was about mid-length and ended in Twin-tails that rested upon the left and right shoulders respectively.  She wore a pink mink skirt and a lowcut blouse that showed off the assets that made her different from Megumin in that regard.