Konosuba x Male Reader

The Brainy Special

A soft melody played in the background. The whimsical tunes of a piano sailing with the breeze as the cool air sent goosebumps up your spine. How lovely a time a year is this, but... this is not our episode.

(Y/n)'s Brain: Hello there all, it is finally happening, we are getting a brain episode after so many adventures. 

The camera pulled out to reveal a battle going on in the background. Darkness wore some rather strange looking mask and was attacking everyone in sight. Megumin was standing to the side and Kazuma-

Kazuma in the Distance: YES I'M KAZUMA!!!

Was being Kazuma. Aqua was crying in fear and our dear (Y/n) was lying on the ground motionless. 

(Y/n)'s Brain: Do not worry readers you are not dead, because the lovely me would not be here. We are simply unconscious due to explosive dolls. Who would have thought Darkness can take an explosion but you get folded like an omelet?

The scene was rather exciting with intense combat, however, the scene seemed to be entering a somber scene with piano music filling the air... but who was playing the piano?

(Y/n)'s Brain: Worry not of that my friends. How about we have a little heart to brain, hmm? We shall talk about some things and-

???: This is super boring!

(Y/n)'s Brain turned to the source of the disturbance and found a man... well... a laptop in a suit, sitting atop a piano. 

(Y/n)'s Brain: Oi you can't say anything! You didn't have a clue what to write for this episode so you gave me a special instead!

The laptop, now revealed to be the incredibly charming and talented writer Mr. Author, leet out an annoyed huff at his creation's attitude.

Mr. Author: I didn't think you would be so boring though! I mean come on! This is Konosuba for Pete's sake!

(Y/n)'s Brain: You have no right to call me your creation!

Mr. Author: But... But I literally made you! I'm your literal dad!

(Y/n)'s Brain: You're not my real dad!

Mr. Author titled his head down and let out a robotic sigh, his disappointment immeasurable... and his day ruined.

(Y/n)'s Brain: And speaking of that, why the hell don't I have a name?

Mr. Author: Because you're a brain?

(Y/n)'s Brain: I'm probably one of the best characters in this story and I'm referred to as the brain! You could at least let me have a nickname or something!

Mr. Author: I'm really starting to regret giving your fourth wall breaking abilities. Fine uh... I dub thee... Craig.

Craig: Heck no! Give me a better name!

Mr. Author: I made you! I can call you whatever I want!

Samantha: What do- No. No! I'm not a Samantha!

Mr. Author: Alright.

Mr Author is My Dad: What is it now? Oh god... no change this!

Mr. Author: Next.

YaBoiNatsu: You can't just steal another person's name!

Mr. Author was growing rather tired o his ungrateful child and decided to name him Rey in hopes he would shut it.

Rey: Acceptable.

The camera panned out once more and focused on Mr. Author and "Rey" who now sat across from each other but looking into the camera with soft smiles on their nonexistent and computer faces.

Rey: Speaking of that can I have a bod-

Mr. Author: No.

Rey: Aww come on! I was made a girl in the other story!

Mr. Author: Maybe for your birthday.

Rey: Ah alright... wait do I even have a birthday?

The camera zoomed in and cut Rey out of the frame despite his annoying protests. Mr. Authro offered a pleasant smile as he spoke to you the dear reader.

Mr. Author: Hello dear reader, I know this was a rather strange chapter filled with references and memes but I truly wanted to write this for one reason.

Rey: It's because he didn't have any ideas for this chapter but needed to update!

Mr. Author: Silence Samantha!

Samatha yelled out in embarrassment and ran off to help collect the unconscious body of (Y/n). Mr. Author cleared his throat and continued.

Mr. Author: I wrote this to thank each and every one of you that have read and liked my stories over the past three years. It has been a long journey with many ups and downs and I hope it will continue on for at least a couple more. You have been some of the most incredible people I have never met and your constant support gives me the will to write. Once again I apologize for such a strange and short episode but I wanted to thank all of you one more time and I'll see you all real soon~!

Mr. Authro waved at the camera as it started to pan out and the screen went black revealing the words 

𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰, 𝓕𝓸𝓵𝓴𝓼!