Konosuba x Male Reader

Path of Explosions

You discovered something about actually working. It's hard. You, Kazuma, and Aqua found a construction job and after the first day you nearly passed out before you could check on your chips. Then a cycle began to repeat itself for several weeks. You would wake up in an awkward position with Aqua, go to the job, break stones or lift logs, go to the guild and drink, watch as Aqua would vomit a rainbow, then return to the stable to sleep. All until one day. You woke up to find Aqua had you in a headlock. Your gaze drifted up and you saw the blurry shape of Kazuma mumbling to himself. You pulled your head from Aqua's surprisingly strong grip and stood up yawning into your pawn. You walked over to the barrel and lifted your glasses, cleaning the dust off them that had collected over night. You slipped them on and sighed in relief at your eyesight returning.

(Y/n):Good morning.

Kazuma:Don't good morning me. It's almost noon.

(Y/n):Why are you so cranky?

Kazuma:Werent we suppose to go on a kill quest today?

You heard a soft yawn and turned to the large blanket covered pile of hay. Aqua sat up slowly and stretched letting out a cute yawn. Gah! Why would you think that?!

Aqua:Once I realized we didn't have to go to our construction job, I couldn't help myself.

Kazuma:So wasn't this world suppose to be under attack by the Devil King, and in huge crisis?

(Y/n):Well considering where we are it seems like it would be a huge waste of time to send monster to a town filled with novices like us.

Kazuma:I guess.

Aqua:Now let's go on that kill quest! You can count on me!

(Y/n):You can count on me too!

Kazuma:Something tells me you both said something similar yesterday. But it is true your a goddess and your a arch wizard so I'm counting on both of you. All right, let's put together the most basic equipment we can and head out.

(Y/n) and Aqua:Yeah!

???:How long are you gonna hang around?! You wanna get walloped?!

Kazuma,(Y/n), and Aqua:W-We're sorry!

Small time skip of awesomeness!

You watched as Kazuma ran from a giant frog.

Kazuma:(Y/n), Aqua help me!!!

(Y/n):Foreward into victory!

You charged forward with little to no strategy in mind. Like in the video games when you were alive. You stopped a few from the frog and it turned towards you.

(Y/n):What do I do now?!

Kazuma:Say a spell!!!

(Y/n):Ummmm uh..... Freezing blast!

The crystal hovering above the end of your oak staff illuminated and a light blue blast of power shot from it. It was a shining moment in your life because for a few seconds you felt how it was to be a wizard. That was until the spell bounced off the frogs rubbery skin and hit you in the face freezing your head and part of your head. You fell backwards, punching the ice and head butting the ground to try and get it off. Ice hurts. You were turned and the ice peeled, rather painfully, off your face. You looked up at Kazuma who pulled you into a standing position.

(Y/n):Thank you Kazuma.

Kazuma:No problem. Could you hand me some water out of your bag?

You readjusted the backpack you were carrying slightly.