Konosuba x Male Reader

Irritations to My Peaceful Life!

Kazuma: Are we finally done with all the special chapters? I even heard the author has another once planned for 100k!

Aqua: Um... who is the author?

Kazuma: Huh? What was I talking about?

Aqua shrugged her shoulders as Kazuma looked at the blacksmith for an answer. He too shrugged his shoulders not having any idea what was going on.

Kazuma: Anyway I thought we all came here together, where is (Y/n) and Megumin?

Aqua: they better not be doing lewd things!

Darkness blushed at Aqua's words before speaking. 

Darkness: I don't think those two would be doing lewd things... I overheard (Y/n) saying things like he needed to go to the tailor and wanted Megumin to follow him around for... some reason... I can't quite remember. But if it is Megumin I believe it has something to do with explosions.

Kazuma pinched his chin in thought. It wasn't exactly strange for you and Megumin to be alone considering she was your teacher in some weird way but then again Aqua might have a point. Kazuma shuddered at the thought of actually thinking Aqua might be useful for one sentence. You and Megumin could be making out somewhere and that infuriated him to no end. Where was his chance with a hot girl Author?! Huh?! The one girl you gave me was (Y/n)!

Aqua: Kazuma are you ok?

Kazuma: Huh? Yeah... I'm just thinking I might have regretted actually letting (Y/n) on the deal with Vanir...

(Y/n)'s Brain: I'm honestly surprised you found a tailor that knew even remotely how to make the stupid design you suggested.

(Y/n): How can it be stupid if it came from you?

(Y/n)'s Brain: Well-

(Y/n): I have used my logic to defeat my logic and thus achieved peace once more.

(Y/n)'s Brain: ... I don't like you in this suit...

(Y/n): Do not hate me for I have finally achieved a peaceful life.

You walked down the street with a soft grin on your face. Life was finally going your way. You brushed off your striped green dress shirt before pulling on your soft purple jacket. You glanced down and could only smile at the clacking of your new dress shoes and matching purple dress pants. A content sigh escaped your lips as you looked back up at the street. What made the day even better was you had managed to find a barber in this town that didn't quite know how to dye hair but knew how to curl and style it, allowing for a nice mature look for you. And to top it all off your tightened the cool looking tie you found. It had a bunch of skulls on it but it made you feel like an intriguing person in such a fantastical world. You took off your glasses and cleaned them with a growing smile. Being in this suit just made you feel so... confident. Confident that you could live a peaceful existence even in this crazy place.

Megumin: Um... (Y/n)?

You were pulled from your thinking by the voice of Megumin. You chuckled softly and turned to her as you walked down the street, taking her hand in yours as you gazed upon her.

(Y/n): Yes?

You cocked your head to the side with a soft gaze, your smile worth a million dollars back in the real world as Megumin panicked internally. 

Megumin in Mind: W-W-Wha?! Why is (Y-Y/n) holding my hand?! And why is he looking at me like that?! 

Megumin's face exploded in a red blush. Something was definitely going on with you. You seemed like a totally different person from the innocent boy she knew. there was something mature and intriguing. Even that innocent shine your eyes always held seemed to replace by a sharp charismatic gleam that was equal parts intriguing and dangerous.