Konosuba x Male Reader

The Price of Being Kidnapped

Our adventurer awakens sometime later. With a groan, you slowly open your eyes and gaze down. You glanced at your surroundings and when your eyes drifted toward the door you noticed the body on your chest. You jumped up in surprise as the girl yawned and her cat ears twitched slightly.

Lili: Hey there loverboy.

Lili yawned once again as she rested her cheek against her fist and leaned onto her elbow. You tried to speak, but you noticed the distinct lack of clothing on your body and found them discarded on the floor. Your blush took over your face as you quickly turned to the girl.

(Y/n): W-W-What did you do?! Why are my clothes on the floor?!

Lili: Awww you don't remember?

(Y/n): What did we do?!

Lili: Oh Darling it was so passionate! You laid me down and then *Beep* *Beep* and then you *Beep* Beep* *Beeeeeeeep* then stuck it in my *Beep* oh it was so much fun!

Your face held a look of total horror.

(Y/n): B-But I'm a virgin! 

Lili: You didn't seem like one last night~

(Y/n):  N-No there's no way this could have happened! We both went to sleep together!

Lili: I always strike when my prey least expects it~

You quickly ran your hands through your colorful hair as you went around the room gathering your scarf and shirt.

Lili: Is it wrong to pick up boys in their sleep-

(Y/n): You better not be making a reference! What am I going to do?!

Lili: Are you scared about what our parents will say?

(Y/n): No I'm scared of what my party members will do!

Lili let out a yawn and then smirked.

Lili: They will realize you have to step up as a father.

(Y/n): I'm not ready to be a Dad!

Lili got up from the sheets and appeared to be fully dressed.

Lili: So this is how you will react if we did it huh? You might need to mature a bit beforehand.

(Y/n): W-What?

Lili got up and approached you taking your slightly shaking palm and placed a crystal in it.

Lili: I have to go now Darling, but if you ever want to be mine again use this.

Lili gave a soft chuckle at your confused face and placed one last soft kiss against your lips. When she pulled back she smiled and walked toward the door.

(Y/n): W-wait did we... you know...

Lili: I'll let you decide that for yourself Loverboy.

Lili winked and walked out the door. In a panic, you chased after her only to find she was gone. This whole event made you question if she had been real in the first place. Then with a glance at your hand, you saw the crystal was still present. You closed your palm around the crystal and slipped it into your pocket. Who knows if things turn out badly here maybe this could be an escape. (wink wink) Pulling on the rest of your clothes, you made your way further into the castle trying to find an exit. Eventually, probably with dumb luck, you managed to stumble out the huge castle doors and back in the general direction of the town. 

(Y/n): Man how long was I asleep for?

(Y/n)'s Brain: About two days.

(Y/n): What?!