Konosuba x Male Reader

Let's get Purified

After racing all the way back to the stable to ensure the safety of your beloved chips you came to a realization. The majority of your body was still numb and what you could feel was still drained of energy. You collapsed into the hay and tried to call out for assistance, but your call was unheard. So you resolved to what you usually do in these kinds of situations. Go to sleep and hope things are better when you wake up.

Time Skip.

???: Oh (YYYYYYYY/nnnnnnn).

You groaned a little and found you were propped up against a side of the stables, your glasses cleaned and your clothes were slightly less muddy then they were. Sleeping actually worked! That was until you glanced up and saw the smiling face of Aqua. Your smile dropped as you noticed the evil aura surrounding her as she rested on her hands and knees in front of you, her face mere inches from yours.

(Y/n): A-Aqua? Is something wro-

Aqua: Good morning (Y/n)! How was the nap? Your family doing ok? They're doing fine? Great! Now can you answer a question for me?

(Y/n): Erm I-I guess...

Aqua: Excellent! Now please tell me...

She moved closer to the point her nose touched yours and glared deeply with a creepy smile on her face.

Aqua: Is what Megumin said true?

(Y/n): W-What?

Aqua: I'm asking the questions here! Is what Megumin said true?!

(Y/n): What did Megumin say?!

Aqua leaned back and rested on her knees in front of you. You tried to move your body and you now had control of your torso and up so you lifted your arms to rest on your knees, pulling and tugging at them to try and wake them up.

Aqua: Megumin said...

Aqua brought a hand to her throat and cleared her throat. Then she began to speak in what you could only determine to be her best impression of Megumin.

Aqua: (Y/n) and I shared a passionate kiss in the woods under a tree in the rain! That's as romantic a place you can get! He likes me and I like him so he belongs to me ya hear?!

(Y/n): Megumin said that...?

Your face heated up as your cheeks turned scarlet. Aqua noticed this and grew aggravated.

Aqua: How could you kiss Megumin?! How could you kiss Darkness?! How could you kiss any girl before me... me.... me... mefore actually being in a relationship?! That's heartbreaking to the other girls being kissed!

(Y/n): I-I'm sorry! I didn't know!

Aqua sighed and began to pet your head.

Aqua: I can't blame you for being innocent to romantic interaction. Thus it is my own thinking that determines you must be corrupted!

(Y/n): I'm corrupted?!

Aqua: Why else would someone so inexperienced to romance be able to melt the hearts of girls?! You must be corrupted or...

(Y/n): Or...?

Aqua: You must be possessed by a succubus!

(Y/n): What?!

Aqua: I don't know how I didn't notice! If we don't act quickly I co... WE could lose you!

(Y/n): I um shh re um I...

You were at a complete loss for words? You are possessed by a succubus? If it was true when could it have happened? 

Aqua: I got it!

(Y/n): Got what?

Aqua: I know how to get rid of the succubus!

(Y/n): How do we get rid of it?

Aqua lifted her hand and giggled behind while giving you an extremely weird look. She moved closer again and whispered into your ear.

Aqua: You have to be purified.

(Y/n): What?!

Aqua: Like I said you have to be purified.

(Y/n): Well... h-how do we go about d-doing that?

Aqua smirked and a dark look crossed her eyes. Was she sure she wasn't the one possessed? Aqua brought a hand to your cheek and upon contact, your cheek reddened. It seemed that you couldn't get a hold of your blush. That was something to discuss with your brain. 

Aqua: Just let me handle it...

(Y/n) in mind: Brain I have a bad feeling about this.

(Y/n)'s Brain: What have I always told you to do in these situations?

(Y/n) in mind: ............. Role with it?

(Y/n)'s Brain: Exactly. Now be a big boy and get back out there!

(Y/n)'s in mind: But I'm scared!

Your brain didn't respond as you were kicked out of your own head by a brain you could only assume held a smug attitude. Aqua's lips hovered over your's as she whispered.

Aqua: Do you trust me (Y/n)?

(Y/n): Y-Yes...

Aqua smiled before pressing her lips to yours. Aqua, who the majority of this exchange scared you, was surprisingly soft and gentle with this kiss. Then it began to grow more heated. Aqua pressing her lips to yours more feverishly as her hands ran up to your head and ran through your dirty locks. You didn't contribute much to the kiss as your half-lidded eyes watched Aqua's closed ones. Then the pressure of the kiss lifted. Aqua pulled back and a string of saliva hung from your lips.

Aqua: The purification works better if both partners contribute you know.

That's all you needed. You pressed your lips back to hers and brought your hands to her hips. Aqua wrapped her arms around your neck as the kiss grew more heated. You were pretty sure Aqua was the one possessed at this point. Things could have gone way too far for your little mind, but you were saved.

Kazuma: I leave for 15 minutes and you do this Aqua?

Aqua pulled back and looked at Kazuma yelling.

Aqua: Kazuma I thought I told you to stay away for an hour! We were in the middle of something!

Kazuma: I barely listen to you, in general, why would I do what you say now?

Aqua and Kazuma began to get into a scrap while you watched Megumin try to shout her opinion in the background. The voices faded out as you heard another voice.

(Y/n)'s Brain: I'm proud of you!

(Y/n) in mind: Why do you keep getting into these awkward and romantic situations?! My cheeks can only take so much heat before they melt!

(Y/n)'s Brain: Sure.... but they were good right?

(Y/n) in mind: I u-um guess...

(Y/n)'s Brain: So tell me... Who's the best kisser?

(Y/n) in mind: I'm not telling you that!

(Y/n)'s Brain: Well I'm your brain so I know the answer either way.

(Y/n) in mind: C-Can you just go to sleep so I can?!

(Y/n)'s Brain: Alright buddy I will., cause I think you earned. Three girls with a few weeks? Nice. But here this.

You were slowly drifting off by this point.

(Y/n)'s Brain: They won't be the last girls.

Your brain gave off a smug laugh as you finally gave into sleep. You must be one sleepy boy. Maybe in your next adventure in this wonderful world, you will actually feel your legs!