💘THE WAY THAT U LOVE ME💘(Criss Angel Fanfiction)

TWENTY-FOUR

After our little bit of goofing off up in our suite at the Luxor...Kim came over to me and Rachel and said that she and the girls were going to steal us for the rest of the day...and most of the next morning...for my bachelorette party...I pulled away from her and waved my hands at all of them and said OH NO!! I am not having one of those!! Because I couldn't even handle Kim's bachelorette party...it was way perverted and gross...Kim giggled at me with the other girls and promised me it wouldn't be like hers was at all...I still ran away from them and hid behind Klayton and Criss...and told them I didn't want a bachelorette party...I still had my fill of dick cake and little penis sipper straws...

My sister went up to them and pulled me away and said that every girl needed to have that last night on the town as a single woman...that it made the marriage hold stronger and last longer...I looked at them...and said nothing perverted and I mean it!! And absolutely no male strippers...unless it was my Greek Houdini that was doing it...then I blew a kiss to him...Kim wrapped her arm around me and said she promised it was just going to be a fun night out with the girls...with nothing perverted or embarrassing. Criss came up behind me and told me not to be letting any other man fondle with me either...because he had his brand on me...I kissed him deeply and told him not a damn chance was there ever going to be another man's hands on me...

I quickly changed the subject, and asked Kyle what he and Sully had in mind for Criss and Klayton's bachelor party...the entire room got deathly quiet...and I told him there better not be any nude girls fondling with my property either...or I'd be kicking all up in his ass...Criss wrapped his arms around me and said he didn't want any other female fondling with him either...and that there wasn't going to be any naked ladies for his party...then he looked at Klayton and said right?...but in all honesty neither Klayton or Criss had any idea what their buddies had in store for him. So Criss and I gave our goodbye kisses...and the girls drug me off...and the guys hauled Criss and Klayton off.

The first thing the girls did for Rachel and me, was they treated us to a long day at the spa...and fresh makeover...it was utterly relaxing...especially when we all got the full body massages...then we all got our nails and hair done...then we all went back to Rachel's house...and got dressed up for the girl party at the bar...Rachel and I were the special guests at the bar...and had our names lit up bright on the billboard congratulating us on our double wedding tomorrow...to Mr. Mindfreak and Mr. Jack Of All Trades himself...then added for the cheers...that it would be the weddings of a lifetime!! We all raised our glasses and said cheers to that...then the music began...and we all started dancing.

Back at the guy's bachelor party, however...Criss and Klayton both were a little embarrassed...because the guys hired 6 strip bellydancer's to burst out of a huge cake...the girls knew it was Criss's and Klayton's party...so they mainly danced around them...they bot got uncomfortable when they started lap dancing. They both jumped up and said it was very nice of them...but they couldn't do that...because it made them feel cheap, so instead Criss sent them to their single buddies...then decided to send me selfie messages...with sad faces...showing me that he missed me...so instead of partying I sent him some cute selfies...and smiley faces back. 

Klayton was doing the same thing with Rachel...it was rather funny...if you think about it...we were supposed to be spending our last day as swinging singles...away from the ones we were going to marry...and all us four could do was message and talk to each other with our phones. After the drinking and partying was over with...it was time for dinner and dessert...so Sully and Kyle brought out the huge cake in the shape of a girls chest and all the way down to her waist...but Criss and Klayton both could handle the perverted jokes...not to mention the nipple straws that Sully brought. Back at Rachel's house, Rachel and I were sitting on the couch waiting for the girls to bring out the cake and ice cream...Sandy came out and told me that she remembered about the embarrassment of the penis cake...so to make me more comfortable...they made this!! Kim and Sandy removed the cake and it was a huge cake in the shape of Criss...naked!!! 

The first thing I did was take a picture of it and sent it to Criss and asked him which part of the cake should I ask for...Criss messaged me back and said the best part of him...because he wasn't secure letting any other chick chew on his junk...I have never been so bright red from the mixture of laughing and blushing in my life...as soon as I put my phone away...I told them that he said his junk belonged to me...so pass it over...next came the perverted gifts...which was a little scary for me...Rachel and I opened our gifts and shared a lot of laughs and silly faces...we got lingerie, whips, and I got a kinky girly magician outfit with matching cuffs and cape.

Rachel got a music themed outfit...with a rubber guitar...we both looked at it...and thought what it was for exactly...unless she beats Klayton with it...when he didn't do right...which once again made us all have a good laugh...Rachel handed me my magic wand...and asked what I was going to do with this...I thought about it for a moment...and said I could magically make things grow with it...all the girls...squealed at my first perverted joke...and tossed pillows at me...which ended up being a total all out girl pillow fight...feathers went everywhere!!! But it was the most fun in a long time!...but as the night came and soon the morning...I was getting nervous about the wedding.