I'm gonna deviate from standard procedure.

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Hey, guys! Akie, hey stop, Ken, get off me, don't touch my keyboard, ah, Akito here! Anyways, fuck you, Ken'ichi, no I'm not drunk! I'm giving it up! NO. Not even beer. Okay, I'll pinky promise... you just wanna touch me... okay! That was unprofessional. Ken, stop sniffing my chair! I'm trying to tell them something important. I know you like my chair because it smells like me... why do you like my smell so much... NO! I'm not cute... what do you mean, you love me? Drunkard...

Anyways, Kyo contacted me and said... I said stop smelling my hair!!! Yes, that applied to my physical body... don't smell me, you creep! I'm writing! Can a man write in peace? The whole office is staring at our cubicle now...

The picture above is basically ours, except our actual one has two computers, and an extra chair, since me an Ken'ichi share it. Other than that, that's ours! I got that picture from the internet. Ugh, fucking Ken won't leave me alone! I'm taking my cell phone and going in the bathroom. 

Finally, peace and quiet. Anyways, I want to do a Q/A with all the characters! I saw this in another Wattpad book, and just had to put it in ours. Anyone who's been in the story so far, no matter how small, can be asked questions! Even me, Ken, my son, and the strange woman at Bosley Radioelectronics.


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