Neko Detectives

Act 10: The Wedding

Kyo's POV

The wedding is today, and I am excited. Me and my beloved Aki will finally be wed! I tighten my tie, button my trench coat, and put a flower in my front pocket. I spend an hour in the bathroom working on my hair, and then take a shower with a pipe the detectives busted. I do the whole routine again, and then go over to Aki, who did the same. We got up on the stage, where our "priest" Kuzunoha-san directed our wedding. 

"By participating in this ceremony you two agree to be bound by a life contract, to love each other forever, and to hold hands through hardships, in sickness and in health, in life and death, say 'I do'," said Detective Kuzunoha. "Does anyone have any objections as to why these two should not be wed?" He waited, saw Kando bubbling ready to say something, waited more, then said, "Do you agree to the terms set by official marriage, Hoshitani Kyoji?" As you can see, he switched up the words a bit, but generally said the same stuff.

"I do," I almost whisper, excitedly. 

"Do you agree to the terms set by official marriage, Kanitago Akihiro?" 

"I, um, I d-don't. I mean I DO! I DO! Yes!" he screams. 

For the last part of the ceremony, Kuzunoha-san looks confused. "You may kiss the... bride? You may kiss the... groom? No, that ain't right... you may kiss, I guess?"

We kiss, and everyone, except Kando, who was muttering about how "Faggots like this shouldn't be married", cheered. I feel like grabbing an assault rifle from a cop and shooting him with it. But that's not the gay way. (Sorry, Ken!) I can't let downers like him ruin my special day. The day I can hug my Aki forever and ever.

Eventually, we have to go back to work, but that was something special. There was extra pork fried rice for me, which is my favorite food, hands down. Also, I got an extra chopstick. I was supposed to use it to eat with Aki. It's like a game, almost. One chopstick is in my hands, the other in Aki's, and we're supposed to pick up food like that. Hard, but fun. Aki got extra ramen and an extra chopstick. We tried to eat the rice balls with them. It took a long time, but eventually we ate all the rice balls.

Life as a married man is so much fun. And seeing as we're married, I want to take Aki somewhere special. And that's why I took him to the closet where we first had sex.

I immediately pulled my dick out for Aki to suck, then I danced around. I jiggled my penis, and then did something new, and licked his ass. I sucked and licked until the hole was wide open, then I entered. I went back and forth for twenty minutes, then I pulled out. My dick was white with cum, but I cleaned it off. It wasn't so much that we swam in the stuff. I cleaned Aki's butt off, then we climbed out the window and then came in through another. That way, we wouldn't be seen. We came in the same way.

Well, back to investigating...