Neko Detectives

Act 6: Redactions

Kyoji's POV

I'm really depressed.

I just want to have Aki back, but he never comes by. I never have a chance to get up, either because of work, or Kando's near. And Kando is a problem all his own. At this point, I'm ready to wake up, get up, get out there. The closet, I mean. It's not very becoming, this closet. It's hot and stuffy, and crowded. But every hour, the closet door opens to either admit new homosexuals, or to let some out. Some get pushed out by the ones in the closet, for some reason.

This metaphorical closet is the bane of my existence. That's why, when the doors open, I'm going to be out like a light. I nervously get up onto the highest point in Criminal Affairs, which is a small stage used for speeches. I turn on the mic and say, "Everyone, I h-have an a-announcement. I-I'm, g-gay, and I just wish f-for you're acceptance. That would mean the world to me. 

"While I was dating a man, whose name I shall not mention until he is ready to step out of the wonderful closet, I can assure you I did not have sex in the janitors office. Also, I'm sorry for what I did. It was stupid of me, and I feel really bad. I hope you can forgive me. Catch me later and I'll explain everything." I say, hoping Aki would come for me. "Let's all cheer for this man's bravery in coming out! Thank you for trusting us with this deep secret." said a detective, and all the others followed suit. I bowed, Japanese style, and went back to my desk. A few minutes later, I made for the bathroom, which is near Aki's desk. Not that I had to use the bathroom, but because I was hoping to see Aki.

The bitch hid under his desk. I didn't see him, but where else would he be? I went into the bathroom, fuming, and waited there. I cried for a  while, and then washed my face. I came out of the bathroom, and I still didn't see Aki. That's weird. So he's not under his desk. Where could he be? I'm just thinking this when, "Like our good friend Kyo- I mean Hoshitani has just said, I am also bisexual. I only recently figured this out, while researching a case. Our relationship has had its ups and downs, with me in denial about who I am, and who Hoshitani is. While I applaud the guy's effort, I have no intention of getting back with that assbag. That's all." He bowed, and walked away. He looked like I did, getting off that stage. Dazed, confused...

I walk back to my desk, head down, disappointed that I could never get back with Aki, when SLAM! Head first into the heart breaker himself. "Oh, sorry..." I mumble. I try my best to hide my sadness, but that makes me look even more sad. "Fine, asswipe, explain what happened, and I'll try and see if we have a chance." he says with a smirk. I look into his eyes. He's as adorable as when I first saw him, with soft blonde hair, unusual for a Japanese person. His deep blue eyes... I begin to explain. 

"Well, I was seen fleeing the janitors office, claims Kando. They found large amounts of semen inside of the office. Kando was very suspicious of me, but I maintained that I did nothing. In order to ensure that Kando wouldn't fire me for supposedly jerking off in there, I started hitting on Mei, to make him think I was with someone. That was a foolish thing to do, and I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I need you, you're everything to me!" At this point I was clinging onto Aki's chest, tearing up. His smirk turned into his trademark smile. "Well, that was sudden," he said. "You went from case file, to Bro Talk, to desperately-trying-too-hard-lost-lover. I forgive you, Kyoji. How couldn't I forgive that face?" he says, stroking me behind my ears and massaging my head. I purr, and ask, "So, we redacting this part from our lives?" I ask. "Yes," answered Aki.

Akie's POV

Hmm, how should I write this? Sappy love letter-style, or bro style? Let's go sappy love letter! I get up from my desk, starting to get (I'm not gonna lie) a little hard from what I envision for this chapter. I would include a bunch of sexual activity, but I'd get called homophobic by everyone at work. I start to wonder how the new guy who sits next to me who happens to be gay, and the reason I wrote this, would react to the situation. He proofreads these stories, by the way, and wonders, is this what you guys do all day? 

His name is Ken'ichi Hakasako. I tweaked his name slightly, but you get the picture. Ken-chan loves my stories, and requested I write one on Wattpad. I did, and he said, make it set here in Japan, and make me a main character. I didn't know much about homosexuality before before I met Ken-chan. I thought it was a bad choice in which dudes act like girls just to piss of their parents. Now I realize the exact opposite it true (well, mostly *youdontneedtofitthestereotypeallyougaypeopleouttherejustbeyoitself*)

I enjoy speaking with Ken-chan about his stories. Like the one with the boat? Happened to Ken, only he didn't fly over a building. He flew over a bridge! I sit back down, and begin to write my story. I finish, and talk to Ken about something else the story is missing. He looks at it and says, "Just put some sex, and you chapter is saved." I laugh, and say, "You've already made me watch, like, fifteen gay porn videos, how much more 'research' do I need to do?" I added one thing. When Aki comes out, he's spiteful toward Kyo. Anyways, hope you enjoyed this! I'll add a note from your friendly neighborhood co-author, Ken'ichi, in a few minutes.