The Exception

18

After taking the kids out to dinner we somehow found ourselves in the mall and I was spending mad money in all these stores. By the time that we had left I had spent almost 2000 dollars on these kids and that was not in my plans. Plus the mall shopper s went crazy when they saw me come throuhg and everyone and their grandmother wanted to get a picture or an autograpgh. Now I'm cool with signing a picture or two if some nice people come through but when was it ever on the level of me having to do anything for you. Like I'm a human being too and I gotta get stuff down.

By the time we came back to the house it was already minutes to 10 and I told the kids to get straight in bed. We would have to leave early in the morning and there really couldn't be any delays because I had sound-check at 2pm and then a show later that night. Heading upstairs I could hear all this commotion in my room and I wasn't having that. So imagine when I walk in and see Nadya and her sister Chia were fighting over something. Next thing you know I see Nadya do some WWE type shit on her sister and she's flying on the bed. That shit had me weak but these two chicks needed to get to stepping because I was tired.

Me, "Okay ladies, yall need to get outa my bed, I need to catch some zzz's"

Chia, "Jay how you gone leave and not tell me where you goin? That's not how you do a sister"

Me, "What you talkin bout, I done came by the house mad times and said that I was leavin"

Chia, "Excuse me, there is no need for all of this attitude. You just need to apologize for tryna run off of me and then we'll be good"

Me, "Chia you play too many games, like you knew I was leaving for a minute. If you mad then I'ma just have to tell Nadya to pull your ticket"

Chia, "Now where are you takin me again? I must have missed that memo"

Me, "Well if you would have been listening last week at dinner then you would have heard me say that I was going to fly everyone out for like two weeks to Australia. I know Kevin wanted to go somewhere with me"

Chia, "Okay I see you. Throwing your money around like there is no tomorrow, you need to hook a sister up. I got this dress that's been callin my name for a minute, you gon help me out or nah"

Me, "Chia last time I checked you could walk, talk and breathe. That sounds like all you need to get you a job and buy yourself a dress. Now come on and get to movin"

Chia, "Nadya is that how he does you? He don't be buyin you shit?"

Nadya, "I know girl. He wanna have me raisin all these damn kids, even though they all mad sweet and listen like angels, but he don't want to be hookin a sister up, that's not cool"

Me, "Nadya what the fuck are you talking about? I took you shopping last weekend, don't even play that shit with me"

Nadya, "YOU took me SHOPPING last weekend, that's a damn lie"

Me, "So tell me how you got that watch you are wearing and the shoes downstairs, who got you that"

Nadya, "I don't know, my secret admirer"

Me, "Who the fuck is that?"

Nadya, "You see if you were around more then you would know what was going on, like come and holla at a sister"

Me, "Damn girl, you gon make me have to keep you on lock and key"

Chia, "Boy you gon have to put a ring on that shit for a lock and key, not just some engagement type shit, like a real wedding band and a kid or two"

Me, "Nadya know I be tryin to get me a kid here and there, she don't want any of that shit"

Nadya, "J we are not talkin about that now, like you aint serious with that conversation"

Me, "Why not?"

Nadya, "Tell me when was the last time that we had sex? You don't be comin after me like that so no kid would be made, you barely be comin home matter of fact"

Me, "I call you and tell you to fly out and see me and you don't wanna come, like I can't be the only one flyin here and there. if you really wanted a kid with me or wanted to get some of this then you would have made a way for it to happen"

Nadya, "But I'm not some thirsty ass chick that's gonna jump on any nigga, like we got mutual respect and love for each other so don't worry"

Me, "I'm not worried cause I know that something is going to happen eventually. I don't rush nothing but remember that by the time we come back home from tour all them kids will be gone and it's gonna be me, you and Zion"

Chia, "No nigga, I'm movin up in here too. there is no way that you gon be wastin empty rooms and have me livin with mommy"

Nadya, "Chia what the fuck are you smokin? How the hell you gone leave mommy alone and move in here"

Chia, "I am a grown ass woman. I can do whatever I wanna do, like why can't I move in here? J would it be a problem for you?"

Me, "Listen I can't answer this question cause Nadya owe me somethin before I go and we ain't got no time or games to waste. I'ma let her make the final decision but at least know that you're always welcome to come and crash here"

Chia, "Okay, I can take that. Well I should be leavin, me and Destiny going to SHOWROOM tonight, we heard some ballers are gonna be there"

Me, "Have fun and be safe, you know that I'm leavin in the mornign but I'ma have some people hangin around here. call me if you need anything"

Nadya, "Chia you know what I always tell you, so keep that in mind"

Nadya, "So do you really think that it's my fault that we don't have enough sex?"