Wade:"Hey everyone. I helping Peter get over his break up. So i turned him into tiny Pete".*Holds up a sad three year old Peter*"It didn't work...and also gooey red friend left and went to forest and said to call him when spidey was back to normal"
I...feel so sad...
Wade:"Aww. Would me calling your Mom hot help? Oh how about. #SPIDEYPOOL"
What?*grolws* Wade!! I'm gonna rip yourface off!!*Use talons and starts to claw Wade*
Wade:"YAY HE'S BACK. MY LITTLE BUDDY IS BACK"
SHUT IT WILSON
Wade:"He liks me for doing that"
NO I DON'T...ok...maybe a bit for making me feel something different.....
Wade:"Spideypool!!"
*kicks Wade hard*NO!! NO SPIDEY POOL!!
-Parker Romanoff Signing off
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Peter Parker Romanoff[S/Mb]
FanfictionThis is a book is about my life as the son of black widow. Please keep most of the things in this book a secret. I don't want to show up on the news with my secret identity revealed to the world. Oh,and don't tell my mom. She does not have any idea...