Wade Break up help

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Wade:"Hey everyone. I helping Peter get over his break up. So i turned him into tiny Pete".*Holds up a sad three year old Peter*"It didn't work...and also gooey red friend left and went to forest and said to call him when spidey was back to normal"

I...feel so sad...

Wade:"Aww. Would me calling your Mom hot help? Oh how about. #SPIDEYPOOL"

What?*grolws* Wade!! I'm gonna rip yourface off!!*Use talons and starts to claw Wade*

Wade:"YAY HE'S BACK. MY LITTLE BUDDY IS BACK"

SHUT IT WILSON

Wade:"He liks  me for doing that"

NO I DON'T...ok...maybe a bit for making me feel something different.....

Wade:"Spideypool!!"
*kicks Wade hard*

NO!! NO SPIDEY POOL!!

-Parker Romanoff Signing off

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