This is a book is about my life as the son of black widow. Please keep most of the things in this book a secret. I don't want to show up on the news with my secret identity revealed to the world. Oh,and don't tell my mom. She does not have any idea...
*three year old Peter walks up to Wade*Okay Wade turn me back to normal
Wade:"About that.....i lost the device...."
What!?! How!?!
Wade:"When you jumped on me and clawed me....or was it when i was watching Spongebob when i was driving"
Wade!! You Idiot!!
Wade:*picks up Peter*"No...i'm a crack pot and i always wanted to do this"*circle of life plays in the background*
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-_- really?
Wade:"I always wanted to do that. Now Spidey i...Wade motherloving Wilson will search the ends of the earth until i found that device" *Wade puts Peter in a play pen*
No not the play pen. My greatest enemy as three year old
Wade:*Jumps on a motrocycle and drives away*"I'll be back little buddy"
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