REALLY WATTPAD? REALLY?

chapter 11: A/Ns

OK so sometimes A/Ns are good but other times they can be annoying. Here are a few ways that they can be annoying:

1: When the author cuts the chapter short to tell you about their life:

*end of chapter* and lint fell on my face. A/N so that's the end of chapter 34 guyss!!!! so like last week end I went to ShabalabaDingDong beach and It was AWESOME!!! I WENT TO THE SEA AND GOT ATTACKED BY WAVES!! AND MY WEAVE GOT RIPPED OFF AND I WAS BALD AND I CRIED MY EYES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THEN MY ARMS AND LEGES FELL OFF! AND I TURNED INTO A CHICKEN AND DISINTEGRATED INTO A UNICORN AND DIEDD AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BUT SOMEHOW I AM STILL HERE WRITING YAWOPPIN'SNICKERS A CHAPTER. BXBDSUIRNCHDUNRFHFHDNHXHCNDHDHFRNUDHDUDHDNDHBH. JLCXBHOKCLXSBDJRBD. FBCLDBVCMKLMDNKXDDVHJORVBOHCRHDCHOBBDHOCVOBOCIFBHCVODCOVJOVJDBDV. OHCF HO B BVDBVJBCHBBFVCODOHBFVCORJBCRHONCDHHREUIENNXBJDJEIJBDJCIEHBFHFNDUHDDHJEINFGHDKEUHEGBXNOXDMXNHDJJDHUIRKEJXHEIJENCBNRIJEJCDKKRHRNJDNEJSNWCIEKIJENDJFJENDNNDBCXUEKISNDJDKEJDNFNDCYIEHEHDHJDHDHDHDHHDHDHDHDHJDHDHDHJDHDJJBDYKEJNDHKEJSJFHCHCHFDJCFRDGJFFGFKDJHCUYVMDBBFCBHDCBGHHJFJFCHHDJDJCXNCHJDHNFCNCCHNFJCXJDJCJCHCNCJHCHNCCNJCJCJJXHCBFBUGCYVBFDUHCHCHCHHCHCJCNCJBXJBCXJCBDJBDCJCXBCHBHCDC/CJCJGBXDHDBI/CHBCHBHJBCHFDB/JJDJBCADJFJBXFJCCXNKBDCKBDCJKHC/BIKVBDLND?BNLXDKN

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OK?!?!!

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WAY 2: WHEN THE AUTHORS CALL THEIR READERS STUFF

EX: A/N: WAZZAP MAH BIOUTCHES ?!1111!!?!?! I CAME HERE TO WRITE YALLX A CHAPPIEH N I WHANT YOU TO VOTES AND COMET OR NO UPDATE!!!!! NO DONT NOT EVEN GIVE ME THAT LOOK!

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EX 3: (WHEN THE AUTHORS NOTE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AND IS BADLY SPELLED AND BAD GRAMMAR): A/N

HEY PEOPLE WAZZSAUUOUIOIUISUAIUP!? ITD BEN AH LOHNG TYME I HAVENT EVEN NOT EVEN HAD SEEN YU IN DA PASTED MOTH OR SAO I IS HERE TO MAYK IT UP TO Y'ALLZ SORY I WAS SITTING IN A SHED FOR A MOTH AND IM HERE TYPING N EETIN MY COMPUTER AND LEMONSDD WHILE TALKIng TO MY READERZ1!!!1!1!1! OH NOH IM IN THE SHED AGAIN AND UGH SHYT SHIT SHIETTY SHET SHET SHED!!

WHAT THE HECK!?

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Way 3: when there's an A/N in the middle of a paragraph.

EX: I wuz kiisson Harreh styulerz but I hate him (A/N or do you (; hahah)

Stop

Just

NO!