REALLY WATTPAD? REALLY?

VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE + TEAM CLARA?

By the way^^^ That's me if you're wondering how I look.

Hey guys! We're a team, right?

The Team

So first, let's talk about that team thing in the title.

I think of my readers (active, and supportive readers) who have supported almost my entire book, and still read it. I think of us as a team. 

Do you guys want to make up a special name? It doesn't have to be "team Clara" because it isn't all about me.

So as a team, we all know that self-harming is not the way to solve your problems, right?

Follow Backs

Well, in case you think that I don't pay attention to my followers, I do. Sometimes I go to my followers list and click on the new ones one by one, and check their works, and or reading list. If I like them, I will follow back, if I'm not interested, I won't, and if your profile and book interests send me off the hook, or are really alarming, then I'm afraid I'll have to block you.

 If you have been an active supporter of this book, or any other of my works for a while, and you follow me, I will automatically follow back. However, I don't mean just go vote on a few chapters, follow me, and expect me to follow you. Like, dude, I consider you guys my "team", meaning you have been committed and supportive for a while, or you have read almost all of this, and voted, commented, etc. If I am going to consider you part of my team, I need to feel like you are on my side. Scratch that, I need to know that you are on my side! 

Phonies shall be banished, never to return.

If you pretend to be interested in joining my team, only to have me find out that you fake read, and fake voted just because you want more followers, or you're doing that "read for read" thing. Congratulations, your betrayal has earned yourself a blocking (banishing), and maybe I'll leave a little extra gift for you by reporting you for spam. 

And you shall not return to this place again! I do not wish to see you and neither do my teammates. Oh, and if I find out that you're a traitor, after banishing you, I will warn my readers of you. Yes, I will mention your username.

You are not on my team if you have not made yourself known.

You are not on my team if you are trying to use me for reads or followers.

You are not on my team if you have no sense of humor

You are not on my team if you're racist

You are not on my team if you're sexist

You are not on my team if you're homophobic

You are not on my team if you support stereotypes (big ones that are a problem)

You are not on my team if you promote serious topics.

That leads us to the next topic of this chapter.

Please report this story!

Okay, so I was just browsing through some of my follower's reading lists, and I am honestly concerned for some of you.

We know that self-harm isn't the answer to problems, right?

We all know that promoting self-harm isn't helping anyone, right?

Caps-lock will activate in three...two...one 

THEN WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A FUCKING GUIDE TO IT ON WATTPAD CALLED "HOW TO SELF-HARM"? FUCKING GROSS (pardon my language, I am so enraged)!

 IT'S BASICALLY A FOOKIN' GUIDE ON HOW TO BE DEPRESSED AND HATE THE WORLD. IT HAS EIGHTEEN THOUSAND READS (MOSTLY ALL DIRECTIONERS, NOT TRYING TO POINT FINGERS, BUT JUST SAYING)

IT'S TERRIBLE! I READ SOME OF IT, AND I JUST WANTED TO CRY BECAUSE OF WHAT GOES THROUGH SOME PEOPLE'S HEAD.

THE FOOKING FOOKITY BOOK LITERALLY SAYS "SELF-HARM! EASY THREE STEP GUIDE. BONUS PAGE INCLUDES

1) HOW TO CUT DEEPER

2) HOW TO HIDE SCARS

3) WHERE TO EASILY ACCESS RAZORS"

WHO THE FRAPUCCINO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, PROMOTING THAT CRAP?! I AM BOTH OFFENDED, AND ANNOYED. I AM A RECOVERED SELF-HARMER! I STOPPED BECAUSE CUTTING DISRESPECTS YOUR BODY WHO HAS BEEN THERE FOR YOU YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! AND HERE THIS BONBON POPPIN' EVIL CROISSANT IS HERE TELLING PEOPLE THAT IT'S GOOD TO DISRESPECT YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE SAD!

WHAT THE FLIPPITY FLOPPITY!

I THOUGHT AT FIRST THAT THEY WERE JUST KIDDING AND INSIDE THE BOOK WAS GONNA BE SOME INSPIRATION OR SOMETHING, BUT NOOOOO THEY JUST HAD TO BE SERIOUS AND PROMOTE SHITTY PANCAKE SELF-HARM! 

NO, I'M SERIOUS, IF YOU'RE GONNA BE MAKING A GUIDE TO SELF-HARM, YOU MIGHT AS WELL MAKE A GUIDE ON HOW TO WIPE YOUR ASS WITH A UNICORN SHAPED PANCAKE! 

THAT WOULD MAKE NO SENSE, RIGHT? NEITHER DOES MAKING A GUIDE TO SELF-HARM.

UNBELIEVABLE!

WHERE'S COMMON SENSE AND LOGIC WHEN WE NEED THEM!? 

THE "THINSPO" SHIT ON TUMBLR IS ALREADY WACKO. THE GUIDES ON HOW TO BE ANOREXIC/BULIMIC ON HERE ARE ALREADY AWFUL, AND NOW WE NEED ONE ON CUTTING? THE FUCK?

IT IS DOWNRIGHT OFFENSIVE BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO CUT NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE SAD, BUT BECAUSE THEY REALLY HAVE IT TOUGH, I'M NOT SAYING IT'S OKAY, BUT IT'S TRUE. AND BY CUTTING BECAUSE "OH I HAD A BAD DAY" OR SOMETHING. IS MOCKING THOSE WHO HAVE MUCH MORE OF A REASON THAN YOU. UNGRATEFUL!

YOU'RE GOING "OOHH FUCK LOOK AT MYSELF! I LOOK LIKE A RAISIN ON CRACK WITH MEDUSA HAIR TODAY! I'M SAD, LET ME GET MY BLADE! :D!"

OH NO YOU DON'T! 

PLEASE REPORT IT, HERE'S THE LINK. 

https://www.wattpad.com/story/3330923-how-to-self-harm

IT'S GROSS!

UGH! SEE YOU LATER.

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~IMSOPISSEDRIGHTNOW