REALLY WATTPAD? REALLY?

Can you STOP?

Hey guys! I'm baacckkk! And I'm ready to rant! This chapter will talking about the some little things in books that really annoy me and other people, so let's get started.

And happy 2015!

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1. They made an update... only to say they aren't gonna update.

So we all know that I didn't update in two months, but I didn't make a tiny chapter saying,

"Hey guise!!!111!!! Sorreh! I'm not gonna update cuz I busy!!111!!!!"

Because I know just how annoying those authors notes are.

2. Werewolf and vampire storylines.

Okay I don't read these books, but someone sent me a rant on this, and then I checked out the werewolf story descriptions and I see exactly what she means.

The werewolf stories have extremely repetitive storylines.

PotatoedDonkayy lives a hooorrrid life! She gets abused by her alcoholic parents, (or her pack abuses her and hates her) and has she lost all trust, she runs away and is encountered by... guess who...

a. THE ALPHA! DA ALPHA NAMED SUSHIDORK. AND DEN... MUCH 2 HER SUPRIZE, SHE DECOVERD DAT DA HOT ALPHA WIT ABZ IZ HER MAYT!!!1!111!!! BUT SHE DON'T TRUST NOBODEH!!!! BUT CAN DA ALPHA SAYVE HER?!?!? AND THEY DAED! OR SOMTIN LYKE DAT!

b. DEN SHE RAN AWAYHEY FROM HER AWFUL PAK! SHE WAS MAD MAAAN! SHE WANTED HER REVENGE!!11!!!! SOH SHE RANN AWAY AND CAME BACK FIVE YEERZ LAYTER AZ POWERFUL AZ EVER AND SHEZ DA ALPHAZ MATE!!111!!111!1!!1!!

YOUR BOOK SOUNDS ANNOYING AS FOOK! STAHP!

If I missed anything that belongs in this werewolf storyline rant, tell me and I'll add it.

3. Too many problems man!

When there's more than one or two problems happening all at once in the chapter, or the story in general, it makes the story really confusing, especially if they're major problems. Unless you can somehow mash the problems together in a less confusing way, don't put so many problems in one chapter, I'd rather you make multiple chapters with different problems than making a really confusing chapter. And if you're trying to write a realistic story, please make your problems realistic.

4. Starbucks.

I wok up wuz walkin down da street in mah trybal print leggin dat showd off mah balloon booty and I wuz walkin wit swag yo! I walk in2 starbuckz n get mah vanilla frapucino, I turn around and dis stoopid guy bumped in2 meh! Dafook!

"hey! Wach where dafooq you goin ya little bahoogah!" I yelld in his fayce.

Den I look up n regreat what I sed wen I saw dis guy had gren orbz!!!!!1!!!1!11!1!!! and pink plump lipz! A never ending torso, and giant hands, yo know what dey say about men wit giant hands eh *wink wink nudge nudge*

"sorreh mah laydeee! Can I make it up 2 u by taking u out to Dinah tonight?!!!!111!!!" he said.

"yaaass!" I exclaym!

"okay where do u live?"

"at sharkiesha avenue!1!1!!!1!!!!!1!!"

"lolz pick u up at six be readay! Lolz ttyl!"

"ttyl!"

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it wuz six n harreh cam tu pik meh up in hiz rayng rover lolz kewel!