REALLY WATTPAD? REALLY?

Chapter 34: them stereotypes tho -__-

Sooo in this chapter, ladies and gentlemen, we will be talking about stereotypes.

THEY'RE FOOKIN ANNOYING!

And do you know what really PINCHES my PIANO!?

WHEN THEY USE THESE STEREOTYPES IN STORIES AND ACT LIKE THEIR LIFE DEPENDS ON THEM LIKE NOOOOHOOOOOOO.

HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES

Please comment :D

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1. So recently I saw this stereotypical one with Asians and I got so angry.

So I was browsing my news feed on Instagram, and one of the people I follow who writes "imagines" was giving a shoutout to another account that posts Instagram fanfic (which by the way sucks). So I checked out their account and I saw this one with a picture of an Asian girl and Harry Styles.

So I'm like 'oh my gosh, finally they put a different race in fanfics'. Then I tapped on the story and was disappointed by what I saw.

IT WAS STEREOTYPICAL, AND IT HAD BAD GRAMMAR, AND IT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. THE SCENE BASICALY WENT LIKE THIS, I WILL CHANGE SOME SENTECES UP AND ADD A FEW WORDS, BUT THE TYPOS IN THE FOLLOWING EXAMPLE WERE IN WHAT I READ, I WROTE THE SCENE DOWN IN MY NOTES:

Hi I'm Harry. Styels and I hav a girlfriend who by the way is Japeneeez and sheez awsum! Today I'm meeting her parents who are Phfilipeenoh.

They're names are Kochinwa and Raméno Lovér. I don't not know how my girlfriend is Japeneeez and her parents is Phfilipeenohs but whatever. Asians are smart and they can do anything lol lol lol lol lol lol LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LMAOOOOOOOO! :D.

^^^^^ WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK WAS THAT!? THAT WASN'T FUNNY AND WHAT THE HECK IS WITH ALL THE "LOL'S" THAT WAS UNNECESSARY!

Get the spelling correct. It's *Styles not "Styels".

And you should know that *Japanese is not spelled under any circumstances as "Japaneeez" like, are you trying to crunch people's doorknobs? Cause you sure are crunchin' mine!

And seriously? "Phfilipeenoh?" NO you should know perfectly well it's spelled *Filipino

And if her parents are Filipino, then she is Filipino too. That made no sense at all! Saying that two 100% Filipinos gave birth to a 100% Japanese person, doesn't make any sense.

And the part about them being able to do anything because "they're smart because they're Asian" was unnecessary. That did not have to be in the story! And "Raméno Lovér is to "Ramen Lover" which is a stereotype.

Anyway, continuing with this sinful scene...

I was at the table and we were getting the table set, Raméno started serving ramen to us all but when he got to Kochinwa, she was sitting there with a scowl. She was a super Filipino and she hated ramen. She stuk to the main Filipino food.

Spring Rolls lol lol lol lol lol lol.

^^^^^ NOW THAT'S JUST PLAIN STUPID!

SPRING ROLLS? ARE YOU CEREAL?

AND THEN IN THE END OF THE STORY HARRY ALMOST GETS DROWNED BY THE PARENTS IN THEIR POOL OF

"THAI SPINIJ NOODLES WITH LAMP BROTH"

JUST BECAUSE HE WAS A BRITISH PERSON WHO ATE RAMEN! YOU SURE? REALLY?

BECAUSE LAST TIME I CHECKED, IT WAS FINE FOR ALL RACES TO EAT RAMEN ASIANS DO NOT KEEP POOLS OF RAMEN OR "THAI SPINIJ NOODLES WITH LAMP BROTH" IN THEIR BACK YARD!

AND IN GENERAL, NOT ALL ASIANS AND AFRICANS ARE FREAKIN' ADDICTED TO RAMEN! OR NOODLES!

(Yes there is a stereotype that black people are obsessed with packaged ramen) NO THANK YOU! I PREFER REAL RAMEN!

AND WHAT THE HECK IS "LAMP BROTH" THAT SOUNDS GROSS AS HECK!

WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK?!?!? AND THE STORY ENDS WITH THE WORST WORDS POSSIBLE!

"LOL LMFAOOOOOH"

WHAT THE HECK!

AND THEN, THESE AFRICANS WITH NEON DYED TEETH AND SHAVED HEADS COME IN AND ATTACK THEM WITH FRIED CHICKEN AND CONGOS. AND THAT'S WHEN I STOPPED READING. LIKE NO!

I AM AFRICAN (EGYPTIAN AND PROBABLY SOUTH AFRICAN TOO) AND I AM NOT A CRAZED PERSON WITH... WITH... WITH...

PINK TEETH FOR ALL I KNOW!

AND A TURBAN. AND I DON'T RUN AROUND PLAYING THE CONGOS AND EATING FRIED CHICKEN SHOUTING

"OOOOHHHHH EH OOOOOOHHH EH! OOOOOOHHHHH!" NO! AND JUST BECAUSE OF EGYPTIANS AND THE PYRAMIDS AND GEOMETRY. JUST BECAUSE I'M EGYPTIAN! DOESN'T MEAN I AM INSTANTLY GOOD AT GEOMETRY. I MEAN I AM, BUT NOT ALL EGYPTIANS ARE!

STOP STEREOTYPING YOUR STORIES OR I WILL SEND SOME OF MY WHOKA WHOOKAS AND EVIL POTATOES TO POUND YOU INTO A SHRUB AND BE TAKEN BY A DEATH UNICORN

TO EVIL CHICHILLA AND COTTON CANDY WORLD!

LIKE STAHP AARARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH

*Nearly destroys laptop* ok I need to stop before I destroy everything, if you have other stereotyped stories that you have seen and you want me to rant about them, then give me a description and I shall do my best.

(A/N foreals tho, stop with the stereotypes, they aren't cool, and if you think it's FUNNY. It isn't!

I'M JUST GOING TO SIGHN OFF AS: FOOKIN DOORNAIL CARROT! BYE :D)