MARY SUES, we all know them, and the girls who are just basically ranting the entire book along with the "sob stories", the impossible Niagara-Falls of tears they produce, and they are soooooo obnoxious. You know, the main characters who do this:
hi my names GorilluhCheeseBurger YuckThat---SoundsGross
i have a mansion, a closet the size of flouippin forever 21, a boyfrend named MahoogaPaPa who gives me everything, the perfect body, perfect parents, dog, cat,
Perfect pet inch worm
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but my lyfe sux!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!111!
i started crieng n mah boyfrand came in and took me outside then we wuz lafin when the train went by and i tried to jump infront of it BUT MAHOOGAPAPA RAN OVER WITH SPROUTED HIS EYES LIKE DUCKS ONLY ON THE FRONT OF HIS HEAD LOLOLOLOLOLololololollolololLOOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLLOLOOLLOOLOLLOOLOLOLLOLOOLLOOLOL (I literally read that in a book idk WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS READING)
THEN HE FREEKT AUT N SAVED ME
STOP RIGHT THERE! OK so what were you two doing sitting there by a train track anyway? And how the heck does someone sprout fookin duck eyes? Then the girl cries for the rest of the story or something. I don't even have the courage to right how the rest of the story would go BECAUSE IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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THIS I SSKJDOISCJOE
BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YALL NEXT CHAPTER!
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P.S. if you think that there is something that should be in this chapter but is not, than please tell me and seriously, some of you, please stop silent reading it DOES not make me feel like anyone cares but for those of you who are commenting and or voting thank you very much it helps!!
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FanfictionThere are some things on Wattpad that REALLY annoy the livin tabango cookies out of me. There's gonna be some real ranting here and hopefully, laughter. Do not promote your story on my story. Please do not be a silent reader! I love comments! ENJOY...