REALLY WATTPAD? REALLY?

Mature Scenes And Stuff Part 2

Hello guys! This chapter is about mature scenes, I forgot a few things. Mature audience please.

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1. Apparently, fookin' solves everything.

That moment in stories when something bad happens, and they're having a cute cuddly moment and then all of the sudden start ripping each other's clothes off and then there's some big smut scene.

No okay?

2. Daddy kink (I do not read these, but I have seen fanfics with descriptions and all that.

Okay, daddy kink is plain gross. But a lot of people think that it's hot because it's Harry Styles or something.

It isn't hot, it's plain disturbing. I don't know what's up with the people who write this stuff.

Brother and sister sex.

Eww. Just Eww.

"h-harry, we shouldn't be doing this, you're my brother."

"It doesn't matter babe, they don't need to know" he responded

"Okay," I said while roughly kissing him on the neck."

So we fooked and I got preggers and my parents were proud of us and we had a beautiful baby named-

Stop. Just. Stop.

The hell?

Dude, having sex with your sibling is disgusting, I don't care if your sibling is hot.

No. Fooking!

You do realize that if you get pregnant with one of your relatives babies, it comes out deformed. I wouldn't try having sex with a relative, it's plain disturbing and gross.

And your parents are NOT going to be proud of you for fooking your sibling. You would get in big big trouble.

3. Like whaaaattttt?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!

Okay, so like I told you last time, just because a celebrity id attractive and you think of them as some superhuman. You have to remember that they are only human and.

Their shiet. *trying to hold in laughter* doesn't smell like flowers. I repeat, their shiet does NOT smell like flowers. Got it?

Seriously, the fans who say that they would pay just to see Harry Styles take a shiet. You don't know what you would be getting yourself into.

I'm going to give you some examples just to show you how stupid some people can be.

I have seen scenes like the following ones:

Soh I and mah frand had payed a fortune to see harreh take a shiet, I went up to the counter for da entrance.

Comments:

Yehhazza: omg dats sooh sexyyy.

Harrysbutt: wow this is awesome, I wish I could be there lol.