REALLY WATTPAD? REALLY?

Chapter 37: Dark alley ways

Ok now let’s move on to the topic of dark alley ways. Those scenes are soo annoying.

Like stop.

First off, I am 13! 13! And even I know that it is a bad idea to go into dark deserted alleyways.

It’s also funny how some of these girls supposedly have straight A’s in school yet they are as stupid and weak and a friggin baby.

Anyway, why is the girl stupid enough to be in the dark alleyway alone in the first place?

Secondly, some creep comes outta nowhere and tries to attack her and she starts screaming for help. No! Once again! I am much younger than these fanfic girls and I am not even close to being as helpless, weak, and dramatic as half of the girls in fanfics are!

Like seriously! Why can’t these girls defend themselves!? If someone attacks you in the street. No you do not start crying and just sit there screaming waiting to be saved! What you do is you scream and you fight back!

All these scenes when the girl gets saved from being attacked in the street does not send good messages out! There are naïve people on here and there are also younger people on here! And they might start to believe that they do not need to defend themselves when they are being attacked and they will expect a boy to come and save them! And that just doesn’t happen!

And way, the girl is being stupid to wander a deserted alleyway for some reason, then she gets attacked and saved by someone and they fall in love.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Example:

My name be WatchawakataChiken but you can just call meh Watcha. Soh! I wuz walkin down dis deserted alleyway because I’m stupid as fook!

Den suddenly, this dood with a huge nose n he wuz scrawny. He wuz warin lipstick and he wuz almost bald but had hairses on da top of his head like three I think. He wuz warin a tutu n high heels and not 2 mention, mascarah! He was also CARRYNG A GUCCI PURSE OH NOH!

“HEY GIRL WHATS YO NAME?!” HE SAID WINKING N GRABBED MEH.

I STARTED CRIENG AND SCREMIN

“HAYELP HAYELP”

“HEY! LEAVE HER ALONE!” SOME ONE SHAUTED

I TURNED AROUND AND THIS HANDSOME DOOD COME OVER AND SAID

“MY NAME BE TunaSamwich LETS GET MAREEEDDD”

THEN WE HAD A WEDDING AT BURGER KING AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

^^Ugh no!

No no omg I just can’t right now! These girls in fanfics need to get smarter! Like, foreal.

(A/n: foreals tho ~unicornz)