(Total Drama) Summer Camp Secrets: Chris McLean x Reader

Episode 9: Paintball Deer Hunter

Chris
Last time on Total Drama Island, both teams set out on a canoe trip to deadly Boney Island. Cody hit on Gwen about 80 times, but he made up for it. The last marshmallow was set to go to either Izzy or Lindsay. But the RCMP swooped in and bam! Izzy hightailed it outta there. Man, I knew the girl was nuts, but I didn't know she was totally insane. However, one Gopher may have secretly done something even crazier when she brought home a creepy stick statue voodoo thingy from the deadly haunted island. Will Beth live to regret her souvenir? And can my teeth possibly get any whiter? Find out here on Total Drama Island.

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Once again my "perfectly platonic" dreams about Chris we're interrupted by loud noises outside the cabin.

(Y/N)
"It's too early for this."

Courtney
"Keep it down out there. I'm trying to sleep!"

Bridgette
"Come on, we got to get ready anyway."

Courtney
"Fine."

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Bridgette
"What's the holdup?"

Lindsay
"Heather needs her private time."

Leshawna
"How longs Queenie gonna be in there? I got urgent business."

Beth
"She could still be a while."

Gwen
"Ugh, that's it. I'm going lumberjack style."

Chris
"I hope you're ready for the most challenging challenge yet. Breakfast in three minutes at the campfire pit."

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"Are you ready for today's extreme max impact challenge!?! "

Owen
"We are ready! Haha!"

Chris
"Incoming!

Chris tosses everyone a can of beans one of which almost hits Gwen in the face.

This is breakfast."

Heather
"No, breakfast is crepes, croissants, even Chef's crappy burnt eggs."

(Y/N)
"Uh, no. Breakfast is the first thing you eat after you wake up, thus breaking the fasting caused from sleep. Hence the name 'breakfast. Please don't be petty."

Owen
"Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The mod you eat, the more yo-"

(Y/N)
"Shut it."

Chris
"Today's challenge is about survival. We're going hunting."

Duncan
"Now that's more like it."

Harold
"Isn't that a paintball gun?"

Chris
"Why yes, Harold. It is. Now, go before I shoot you with it."

Bridgette
"So we won't be killing anything?"

Chris
"Negatory."

(Y/N)
"Aw man..."

Chris
"I'll announce the teams when we get into the woods. So finish breaky."

Owen
"Got any more?"