The Book Of Fanfictions

24 - fred x george

I know you ship it viollett-snape. I can't believe you, you were the chosen one! It was said you were supposed to destroy the Shippers, not join them! Joking. Ship whatever you want to ship. You do you xD

Fred was pointing a pistol at his head, because he was gonna end it all. He felt worthless because he couldn't pass level three in Black Ops zombies.

"Goodbye fatties," said Fred. Then he shot himself.

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"Wow, this is a awful funeral for Fred," said Ron to his mom. The whole entire Ronald McDonald hair colored family was gonna get a shovel and bury Fred. They didn't bother to bring a priest or anything.

"Yeah I could've been reading me some good old Fred x George fanfiction!" Yelled Bill. George turned his head to Bill with a creepy smile. "Did you just say Fred x George?" He asked.

"No....yes...I meAN," said Bill, he was now caught! He ran away, only to get hit by a car, and Bill (somehow) flew up the air, out in space, into a galaxy far far away. That's how Bill became Hux.

George then smashed Ron. Realizing what he done, he cried. How could he kill his own brother? But who he missed more was Fred. He killed himself and went to a new place.

"Am I in heaven?" asked George.

"You mean are you in wizard heaven? No. You're in wizard hell," said a random voice. George turned around and saw Fred. He ran to Fred and hugged him.

"You killed Ron," said Fred in a scary voice. "Yes I did. I'm sorry I didn't know what I was doing, and-" George was cut off.

"Then YOU will be killed!" Said Fred, sounding like a demon when he said killed.

He choked George. "You are so ugly, why does people even like you?" said the demon version of Fred.

"Dude, I look exactly like you!" Said George.  Fred then was kicked gonna kick George, but George has great reflexes and dodged. "Your not Fred!" Yelled George. "Besides, I already killed myself so you can't kill me!"

"I can. Then you will come back  to life and I get to kill you again,and again, and again," said Fred.

George was tortured by Fred that day. I'll give a full description explaining what my boy Fred did to George.

After Fred said what you read earlier, he got a pimp stick and smacked George's legs with it until his legs snapped. Then when George was gonna scream, Fred threw chicken nuggets in George's face and George fell. Fred kicked George's face until George was covered with blood. He then smashed George. Fred procedeed to cry, realizing what an idiot he was.

"Curious Georgey went die die," said Fred.

FRED'S POV:

I woke up and realized it was all a dream. "Holy cheese, what a dream," I yelled. I heard footsteps and thought it was George. No. It was Ron, and Ron had barged in through my room with a sad face.

"Fred, Bill is missing. Theres a rumor saying he died from killing himself, or getting into a car crash," he said.

What. The. I started crying. Luckily George came to my aid, and said we would find Bill. Yea, I should be otpimistic. Besides I feel a strange awakening....

Bill's POV:

Where was I? I saw a weird masked guy and he held out his hand to me. "I am Kylo Ren. I can show you the ways of the Force," he said.  Huh?

Okay stuff's gonna get romantic now1!1!PART TWO COMING IN THEATRES NEAR YOU