The Book Of Fanfictions

78 - Cailyn x Draco Part 5

"Oh...hey Dumbledorey, my man!" Said Isabel worriedly. Did he find out about the plan with Emperor Suxs? "Aye bros." He said. "I just got this letter from the Ministry Of Magic. Thought you's want to read it." He said, sounding a little upset. Juan snatched the paper from Dumbledore and read aloud angrily (he was bitter about not being a Gryffindor, explains his behavior):

Okay. Hey. It's us. The Ministry Of Magic. We are taking you to Azkaban. Lucius Malfoy told us you did all this stuff:

Killed Dudley
Killed Hermione
Destroyed the Pit Of Weeaboos
Killed the Sorting Hat
Killed weeaboos
Nicky killed a Muggle with a spray
Killed Peter Pettigrew (he was alive?!)

(Thx for killing Voldemort tho. We'll let you pass with that one, since he was a Dark Wizard)

Every illegal thing you did, adds up two years. That makes fourteen years. You probably did more stuff, so we'll raise it to 20 years. The following people going to Azkaban are: Isabel Villarreal. Cailyn Villarreal. Nicolas Villarreal. Juan Kenobi. Another thing: Sirius Black just escaped Azkaban, and the dementors are really upset and wanna suck souls out of people, so they'll especially suck the soul out of you...

You guys go to Azkaban on September 2.

Anyway, have a nice day.

From,
The Ministry Of Magic

All of the color drained from Cailyn's face. Juan made a weird sound. Nicky just looked confused. Isabel looked a little evil though. "They're gonna take us to Azkaban?" She asked. "Well, too bad. No one can our souls away!" Dumbledore stared. "That's what everyone always say." He said, and he left. "Have a nice first and last day here." Cailyn turned to Juan.

"No fair! Hermione is alive, Dudley was mean, Peter was evil, the Sorting Hat was unfair, the weeaboos evil, the Pit Of Weeaboos was dangerous, and Nicky killed a BAD person." Said Cailyn. Juan started crying.

"Well." Said Juan, still sniffing. "I'll enjoy my first and last day here..."
But Isabel looked upset. "Why did Lucius snitch on us? He helped us with some of the things..."

"Unless," Said Nicky. "He was actually evil!" Isabel nudged Draco. "White Blonde Boy, your father got us into Azkaban for twenty years!" She said angrily.

"What?" asked Draco, in the middle of making out with his apple. "Dad did what?"

"He got us into Azkaban!" Isabel said, angrily.

"hOly-" Said Draco, and he began choking on his apple. "IS VIOLLET GOING TO JAIL TOO?!"  Isabel nodded. "Oh man! I've gotta beg Dad to not let him take her there!" Then Draco got up and bolted out of the Great Hall.

"I don't know about y'all, but I feel like Emperor Suxs is involved with this." Said Cailyn.

"How?" Asked Nicky.

"I don't know...but somehow...."

Suddenly Remus came walking by their table. "Did you guys say 'Suxs'?" He asked.

"Uh...yeah." said Juan.

"I knew him." Said Remus. "Yeah, I definitely knew him." And he thought back to when he was at Hogwarts...

REWIND

Your boy Remus was sitting with his friends in the Great Hall, when his friend James saw Snape. "Aye yo, man, let's go mess with that dawg!" He said, sounding like Tyrone. Remus nodded. James, Remus, Sirius, and Peter got up from their seats and started walking toward Severus dramatically. It was like those early 2000s movies. Where the popular blonde girl is walking along her friends, looking cool. And James was the blonde girl, Remus, Sirius, and Peter his besties.