The Book Of Fanfictions

3 - iDubbbz x Jake Paul

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

REVENGE OF THE "ITS EVERYDAY BRO" DUDE

iDubbbz was in his room, and honestly was having a good time. He was unboxing some anime stuff. No one knew this but, Ian was secretly a....a weeaboo. He stopped unboxing stuff when he heard a knock on his door. A deep voice yelled, "Open the door fattie!" Ian closed his eyes, and sighed. He sensed a great disturbance in the force.

He walked to the door and opened it. A blonde looking dude with a camera suddenly screamed, "Its the iDubbbz!"

He handed Ian some of his merch. Ian frowned. What the heck was wrong with this blonde, white, cringy looking dude? Then Ian realized it was Jake Paul. He gulped.

Jake Paul shoved the camera into Ian's face. "Do you like my merch?!" He screamed. Ian was speechless. Jake began talking to his camera, and eventually he stopped the video. He now gave Ian a glare. "I doxed you," he said grimly.

"I know," said Ian.

"Your stupid friend, Ethan made a video attacking me just for showing a silly old address of Post Malone," explained Jake. "So for revenge, I have repeated the same actions to you."

Ian asked in a shaky voice, "You won't post it....."

Jake smiled in a evil way and said, "I find your lack of faith of me posting it, disturbing. I will post it. Goodbye," and then he left, slamming the door. Ian was shook.

*****

George, AKA Filthy Frank was in a awful mood. "He's gonna dox everyone!" He yelled. "Not if we stop him," said Max.
"What do you mean?" Asked George.

"We're bringing a team of the dank, more original Youtubers. We're getting Ethan, Ian, you me, and Chad. And Scarce. And Keem," he said. George nodded. He was getting on to something.

Ian, though was quiet. "I can't....we can't. I love him," said Ian.

"WHAT?!" Screamed George and Max.

"You heard me!" Said Ian. "I don't want to do a Content Cop on him!"

"Boy, we didn't say to do a Content Cop on him. We're gonna get a team and destroy Team 10 and the Logang," said Max.

"Still, I won't participate in this. I'm going to confess my love!" He screamed. Ian ran away from them, and ran all over the street , looking for Jake Paul. Where was he? He finally passed his house. Okay fine, the house he shared with all the Team 10 members. He ran pass the 12 year old fan girls and opened the door.

He ran past the "England is my city!" guy and went inside Jake's room. There, Jake was drawing pictures of cheese while eating nutella. "Senpai Jake....love me and I dunno," said Ian. Jake jerked his head towards him. "Ravioli, ravioli what's in the pocketoli?" He whispered. Woah, Jake watched Filthy Frank?

"I love you," said Ian.

"I know," said Jake.

Jake walked towards Ian and said the words that would changed Ian's life forever.

"I don't though".

Ian's eyes began to well up. "You don't?" He asked. Then he cried like a baby. Like a Crybaby. He ran away, forever in a weird state of rejection. He reached a place that looked pretty weird. He felt something weird touch him. "I am....Rey," the voice said. He gasped. "Yay!" He said like a three year old.

Rey led him to a place where there was a gravestone. "Here lies Padmè," she said. "She was in love with Anakin. Sadly, the day Anakin lost any hope of sanity, he chocked her. She didn't die from the choke, but from having a heartbreak," she said. "Please. Don't die. Lose your feelings for Jake, before it costs your life,". Ian nodded. She then disappeared.

Ian was led back to Jake's room, by the power of the Force. He looked around and saw Jake. " I will do my Content Cop on you," he said, and left.

Part 2 will come soon! It will be lit bro, so savage! Dab on the haters! (I'm mocking Jake Paul's fans, if you can't tell.)