The Book Of Fanfictions

79 - Cailyn x Draco Part 6

The next day had a very depressing tone to it. Some dank legends may even say that it gave them crippling depression. "If we die trynna kill dementors," said Isabel. "Cover me up in chicken nuggets, Cailyn like Katniss covered Rue in flowers." Cailyn nodded, tearfully though mostly because she was sad about Rue's death in the book. All of the Slytherins also gave them sad looks. Another thing. Everyone seemed to find out about them going to Azkaban. Here's how that happened:

Somewhere at the Malfoy Manor

Lucius was cackling evily. "Cackle cackle!" He screeched. He had finally gotten all those Mudbloods Isabel, Cailyn, Nicky and Juan into Azkaban! He was so happy. He whipped out his phone and made a video on whatever is wizard's Youtube - Wizardtube? - about the spicy drama. "So hey guys, I know this video may be different from my usual hair care videos." He said. "But this is some real spicy stuff. Those retards, Nick, Juan, Isabel and Cailyn are in Azkaban!" And he started naming off the things they did. His wife called him so Lucius stopped the video.

"Hi." Said Lucius, walking towards Narcasisisisisa's bedroom. "Lucius, I've got a gift for you." She said, holding a wrapped up box that was very long.

"Ooh, goodie!" Said Lucius, and he snatched the box away from Narcisia's hands. He ripped the wrapping off savagely, and he squealed at what he saw. It was a new and improved version of his pimp stick! It was the exact same, except a lot more cleaner and without dents from him hitting his annoying son Draco. It also said in cool gold letters: Luscious Lockes. Lucius fanboyed there on the spot, and hugged Narcisisa.

Then he ran away from the room to test it on people. The first person he saw, was his new house elf Robby, Dobby's long lost twin. "Hey, you elf thing!" He yelled. "Yes sir?" Answered his elf, and before the elf could say anything else, he got whacked with the stick and died. Lucius laughed insanely. Yea, he was going nuts. With all of the other people he killed that day, he could earn 1,000 years in Azkaban.

But anyway, his Wizardtube video went viral with over nine million views. So that brings us back to the gang. All of the Slytherins were giving them sad looks, especially Draco. "Bye bye Viollett." Said Draco, ready to cry. But Cailyn just gave him 'The Look'. "I'm gonna miss Hogfarts." Said Nicky to all of his adorning fans. A fat guy swooned over him. "I know, I know, I'm cool what with my new album, my collab I'm starting with Pansy Parkinson, my hit single 'Don't Be A Nipple' and The Juan Disstrack and stuff....but all good things come to an end." Nicky continued, doing a full on speech like he was the president or something.

Isabel whacked him for bragging and just being cringy.

"Hey, I sort've made a song too." Said Juan, trying to get fat guys swooning over him too, but he had a way smaller fanbase and crowd. "I made a disstrack on Nicky..."

But yeah, all the Slytherins were sad for them. Draco even gave Isabel a hot Cheeto bag, but Isabel yelled, "THIS **** EMPTY! YEET!" And threw it across the room, in which Juan catched it and began eating it.

Juan was shoving like ten Cheetos in his mouth, and Nicky said, "Ew," which basically describes my mood 24/7. But the retarded gang (just gonna call it that, I'm getting too lazy to say all their names) eventually went down to the Great Hall. "Where's the food?" Said Nicky, his stomach grumbling. "I wanna be able to get in my last good meal before we become hoodlums." Isabel nodded. All of the food appeared.

"I'm gonna have some of those Oreos..." Isabel said.

"What about the chicken nuggets?" Asked Cailyn.