Hermione was listening to that emo thing called MCR or something, while writing yummy fanfiction. She got tired of writing stories about Star Wars, so she began writing Top 10 Anime lists.
"This list stay litty," she said. She then played Its Everyday Bro 10 hours straight, on earrape. "I can't hear tHE NOISE!" She screamed. But Hermione wouldn't lower the music. Draco stepped into her room, dressed up as Jake Paul. (I mean Jake and Draco are both blonde....)
"ITS EVERYDAY BRO!" He screamed. "You know we stay l i t t y," sang Hermione and she turned into Nick Crompton, the fat guy in Its Everyday Bro.
Draco gasped. "Ew you look gross get away," he said. He then dabbed on Hermione super hard. But not as hard as that time Dudley dabbed on Harry, though. Legend has it Dudley dabbed so hard he crushed Harry's head. Hermione screamed. Or Nick Crompton. I dunno. I mean its still Hermione just that she looks like Nick.
Im confused.
Bill entered the room looking triggered. "So, its the Jake Paulers," he said quietly. He then took out his light saber even though he ain't no Jedi but a general who screams. "Look I hate dramione so buh bye Draco. Hermione gets to live though 'cause she the homegirl." And then he shot Draco to death. (Eh he had a light saber but decided to use his gun because why not.)
Draco died. "Top 10 anime deaths," said Hermione.
Then Draco came back to life and kissed Hermione. "nO we can't White Blonde Boy, for you are retarded and I am smart," said Hermione. "Its forbidden."
"Top 10 forbidden anime loves," said Bill. "Seriously Draco you gotta die." Bill got out his light saber again and sliced Draco in two like Obi Wan did to Darth Maul. "There thats better," he said. Hermione looked shook. "I loved him!" She yelled.
"Hey, you said that you can't date Draco because its forbidden so its your fault," said Bill. "Aren't ya gonna do the true love thing and have me be the villian of this story?"
Hermione nodded. She then kissed Draco.
And he still was dead.
the end
kill the ship plz plz kill it
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