"Spongebob is retarded, and you can't be watching his show anymore," Said Dora's mother. Dora was upset. Dora loved Spongebob. She loved his yellow body, and his retarded giggles. She also loved Boots. "I'm so angry!" Screamed Dora, flipping the table. All the tamales and stuff flew and landed on her mother's face.
"Offended," Said Dora's mother, and left. Dora felt evil. Dora the explorer was now, Dora the Sith. She contacted Kylo Ren, asking if she can join the First Order. "No. I don't just give fiver year old Mexican girls the chance to be a part of my team," said Kylo.
Dora felt more angry. She hanged up on Kylo, and suddenly a huge white...thing went up to her. "I sense anger," it said. "Who are you?" Asked Dora.
"I'm Snoke, and I've been looking for a new apprentice. No really. Kylo either acts like a three year old with those tantrums, or he just gets slowly pulled into the Light side," complained Snoke.
"Okay...," said Dora slowly. They shook hands and then Dora went on a mission to be evil.
*****
"Fattie, I didn't want Dora to join!" Kylo screamed at Snoke. He then whipped up his light saber and killed General Hux and Lieutenant Mitaka. Snoke was triggered, man. He then screamed at Kylo about how he was worthless, and that Kylo should die. Kylo then cried. Dora grinned sadistically. She then got a light saber.
And killed Kylo.
Snoke didn't care, though. Instead he showed Dora some storm trooper. "His real name was Spongebob," he said. "But I changed his name to FN-2187 after Finn, the guy that's a "hero" in Star Wars," he said.
Snoke you broke the fourth wall!
Dora fell in love with Spongebob. It soon become a mushy human x a sponge relationship, eventually. ♥
But then, a crisis formed.
Kylo came back...
O this is short.
I want to die.
Part 2 coming sooooon
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The Book Of Fanfictions
FanficOnce, in a galaxy far, far away The Book of Fanfictions were made. It was made for no purpose whatsoever, but it was just there. It was hidden because supposedly you would die from reading it because of the memes. Will you die? You can only find ou...
