The Book Of Fanfictions

83 - Cailyn x Draco Part 8

Everyone gasped. Except Emperor Suxs and Juan, 'cause Juan is dead now. Juan was trying to breathe but that was hard. "I'm sorry I failed you Obi Wan..." he said dramatically.

"You didn't fail Obi Wan, fattie! You're a Gryffindor and helped us with trying to defeat Emperor Suxs!" Said Cailyn.

"But guys," said Juan. "I was still a little infected from Becky...." and he gave his last breathe. Shoot, this is actually emotional. So he still had some thotti-ness in him.
Cailyn gasped. He had died. Immediatly Nicky was gonna punch the daylights out of Suxs, even kill him, but Isabel said, "We gotta get him to the hospital!" And so they tried to run away.

Suxs suddenly threw a knife at them, but missed. "This won't be our last time together!" He screeched as he saw them all scamper away. The lady who was there gave a bad look to Noah. "You've really changed so much," she said. "You allowed that little kid to die?" And she went running after them. Noah bowed his head down in shame.

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They all ran to the magical princess fairy unicor where Remus was helping Draco with his wounds. "I COULD'VE DIED!" Yelled White Blonde Boy. "I WAS SO SCARED!"

"Well, someone DID die!" Isabel yelled back, as they ran over. "OBI JUAN DIED!" Draco looked at Juan. "He's probably just asleep." Said Draco. Everyone facepalmed.

"Well, hopefully he isn't dead," said Cailyn. "Remus, take us to a nearby hospital!" Remus nodded. But there barely was any hospitals at Ziggy Wiggy. The hospitals that were there, had horrible service. But he still went to the nearest one anyway.

"It will cost $500 to get in," said a doctor.

"Hell no, screw this-" said Isabel, but Cailyn said sure. They went in, and it costed $500 to help Juan out and $500 to get out (without Juan). They were all broke after that. As they left, Cailyn said, "Bro we gotta get a better Begone Thot Spray, it didn't defeat the thotness in Juan."

"Maybe there's a spray called Begone Thot 2.0." Said Isabel.

"That's retarded, it's probably he Begone Thot 2000," Nicky replied.
They continued arguing on the name of the Begone Thot spray and it's whereabouts, and generally being retards. Mcfatties.

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Meanwhile

Dean and Sam were having fun destroying demons. (They're thot slayers- I mean GHOST slayers) It was litty. After they finished, Dean suddenly said, "My retard senses are tingling."

"Omg I feel it too, it's a really powerful demon." Replied Sam. "We need to get the AK-47, shotgun, Begone Thot spray, and the Ray Gun." It was gonna be like a match of Call Of Duty Black Ops Zombies with all of those guns, minus the Mystery Box and stupid annoying teddy bear. They went in Dean's car and listened to emo music. (I know it's rock but still close enough)

"i"D CHIME I WITH A HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF, NOT BURNING MY MOM ON THE CEILLINGGGG!" Screeched Dean. Yup, Dean was a rock singer. He also listened to rap. His favorite rapper of all time was definitely Nicolas Delgado, his album Don't Be A Nipple was just so groovy. So he played that song next.

Since Dean's demon senses were tingling somewhere across the street, he drove by a hospital. They got out their AK-47s. Pumped Up Kicks started playing and they- wait, maybe I shouldn't finish that up. Anyways, they watched as a group of little kids were arguing.

"Why did we get dumb kids as a ghost, or demon thing?" Asked Sam.

"Maybe they need an exorcist," said Dean. "I bet you $10,000,000 that the brown girl is the one possessed." They went over to Mrs.Brown Girl and began to shoot her with their AK-47s.