Undertale x Infant!Reader

A Day with the Captain

Charging into the house, Undyne entered boldly, slamming closed the door behind her. She held you out in front of her again, her grin bearing her teeth.

"Fuhuhuhu! Welcome to my home, my precious guest! You're to hang out with me, Undyne, for the whole day! How lucky you are!"

You didn't know what to think of this, and was honestly afraid. Her teeth looked very real and sharp, very much unlike the dummy's.

You couldn't help but let your eyes water, your lip quivered with the oncoming urge to cry.

Undyne's expression suddenly dropped to a grimace. "Ugh... Don't cry you little-"

You started crying as if on cue. Undyne definitely wasn't amused, her grimace evolving into a frown.

  "Ugh! No! Quit that!" The fish groaned, moving towards a table and set you down on one of its chairs. Crossing her arms over her chest, she started to growl to herself. You couldn't exactly make out anything, and honestly didn't want to.

  However, something shiny caught your eye and you looked over to see something laying on the ground, leaning up against the wall. It looked big and pretty sharp but that didn't mean you then were uninterested because of those facts.

  Slowly scooting off the chair, you made your way over to it and rubbed your hand across it. It was rather smooth and a bit chilly to the touch. A pretty wonderful feeling.

  Finally noticing you weren't in your seat, Undyne's brows furrowed and she almost called out, but halted upon seeing you toying with one of her weapons.

  "Hey! Don't play with that!" She stomped over, snatching you away from it. "That's not a toy, y'know! It could hurt you!"

  She plopped you back down in your chair, pointing at it with her finger. "Sit and stay down, ok??"

  You nodded sullenly, quieting down. You started playing with your own hands, glancing up every so often at Undyne as she was pacing the floor. She probably didn't know what to do with you.

"Ughh... I don't have anything for entertaining a kid... Ngah! I shouldn't have even taken up this stupid challenge! Can't be helped now... How to entertain a kid..." The warrior glanced around the room, trying to figure out what to do with you. Finally, it hit her.

"Hey, punk! Do you wanna do something with me?"

  Interested, you glanced up, escaping from your sullen stupor. You saw her grin widen and she gained a confident aura.

"Thats exactly what I like to hear!" She marched out to a drawer and pulled it harshly out, digging around for something. "Get ready human! You are gonna help me cook something! Nothing brought me and Papyrus together more than cooking!"

You patted the table with both hands, letting out an 'aaa' noise. You were rather eager to start anything that'd let you escape the tense, silent, atmosphere.

Revealing a wooden spoon, she pointed it at you and laughed, her grin looking both happy and mad at the same time.

  "En garde! Here comes the tomatoes!" Three red fruits were tossed in your direction, landing on the table and rolling across towards you. "There! Now, imagine them as your enemies, and pound them into the dust! Destroy them!"

You stared at the round items, looking them over and poking each one. You...

( Are you gonna pulverize the heck outta these healthy ingredients? )

( Choose! )

{ P u l v e r i z e t h e m . } or { Pet them. }