Undertale x Infant!Reader

Cooking Soul Cakes and Stacking 'Dogs

  "Ooohhh yeeesss!~ Welcome beauties and gentle-beauties to my cooking show!~"

  'Oh no' was most certainly right. When your eyes adjusted to the bright lights, you noticed you were on a stage that looked like a kitchen. There was a refrigerator, oven, counter tops, and even some ingredients strewn about on them. And in the center of the room stood the one and only Mettaton, a chef's hat adorning the top of his 'head'.

"Lets welcome our returning contestants to the show! We have our wonderful captain Undyne with her little human friend!~" Mettaton's speakers once again played a roll of applause.

  Undyne gave a groan and reluctantly stepped up to center stage, standing right beside of the bot. You were pretty reluctant yourself, almost wanting to coax Undyne to just make a run for it.

  "This show will be consisting of cooking! 'What will we be cooking?' Well let me tell you! We will be cooking..." A drum roll played over his speakers which stopped upon revealing the item you'd be making. "A cake!~"

  A cake? You were now interested again. Hey, Mettaton might be a bad person for trying to zap you, but his ideas are pretty great, especially for wanting to bake a cake. Most definitely that.

"Well darlings, let us see what we'll need... Ah! Yes! We need milk, eggs, and flour. Would you be a dear and get the ingredients?"

Undyne gave a huff and set you down on the floor, pointing a finger down and telling you to stay. You nodded and did as told. She then turned from you and gathered the ingredients that already seemed to be set out and easily accessible. She came back towards the main counter, placing each ingredient down carefully.

"Got the ingredients. What's next chef?" The warrior asked, looking rather impatient.

"What's next? Why we make the cake of course!" Mettaton clapped his hands together in glee. "Lets see... Milk, eggs, and flour! You got all of them!" Just then there was what appeared to be a flash of doubt that rippled across the host's screen. He scratched the top of his metal body.

Undyne cocked a brow. "What is it? You got all the ingredients, right?"

"Well... It appears we are missing one valuable ingredient, my dear captain!"

"And what would that be..?" She questioned his words, her brows now starting to furrow.

You stood on your tippy toes with your fingers curling over the top of the counter. You stared at Mettaton as he turned his body towards you. Suddenly feeling as though you were being picked up, you soon realized it wasn't your fishy friend, but the show host himself.

"A human soul!" Mettaton lifted you up for all to see, the show's camera's fixated on you.

You were nervous. That meant you, right? You were the human, right? And your soul... was obviously very important. You were disliking Mettaton even more now, and now it was just unbearable. And most definitely terrifying.

The bot pulled out a whirring chainsaw out of seemingly nowhere, holding it up within striking distance from you. You didn't know what this object was, but you knew it was nothing good.

Undyne immediately lunged for you, grabbing you by the collar of your sweater and jerking you back just in time as the robot made a killing swing. As Mettaton started to approach for another swing, the action was interrupted by a loud ringing sound.

  "...Hm? Who could that be?" The show host sounded questioning and annoyed as he turned one of his dials, answering the built-in phone he had. "Hello?~ You're on TV!~"

  "M-Mettaton-!"

  "Oh, Doctor Alphys, what is it?"

  "D-Don't you think th-that using h-human souls wouldn't be a-any good i-if someone is... u-uh... v-vegan?"