a/n: I just want to apologize for the foul language in this poem, but the characters just aren't themselves without it.
Consider Yourself WARNED, either skip this one, or don't be offended.
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"Wrecked By Autocorrect"
So, I've been trying to write this poem,
but I've been having some problems.
Well, really just one tiny problem.
You see, autocorrect is liking to kick my ass.
See, just the wrong key here and there,
you can not hear one is trying to talk.
Try as I might, this blamed machine is winning.
So, I'll quit trying this way and try another.
I've got an axe, now I'll whack autocorrect!
Autocorrect, kiss axe!
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Wrecked by autocorrect...
"Whacked" by Auto Crap
So, I've been trying to write this poem,
Ho, Ivan be dying, so what his poem
but I've been having problems.
'bout? Ivan's brain have pebbles!
Well, really just one tiny problem.
We all just gone try rob 'em!
You see, autocorrect is liking to kick my ass.
Yo, Gee! Auto Crap IS kicking 'yo sick -- ass!
See, just the wrong key here and there,
We bust the gong! Hey hear all that?
you can not hear one is trying to talk.
You an 'yo dear gone be lying in chalk!
Try as I might, this blamed machine is winning.
Try, ass! I fight this lamed whine, I's winning!
So, I'll quit trying this way, and try another.
Ho will quit lying this day, and try a brother!
I've got an axe, now I'll whack autocorrect!
Ivan, go an ask, how will whack Auto Crap?
Autocorrect, kiss axe!
Auto Crap kick-ass!
**You see?.........What I'm up against?
**Yah, Gee!..........What ? U. again?
a/n: ... to beat the devil when
he sings his sickening songs...
... steal them...
...then laugh in his wicked face!
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